Stage Fright.......

[Ugod]

My girlfriend was obsessed with watching me pee....we worked up to it by letting her listen first (even that was tough) then eventually watching. The first time i was drunk, but I don't suppose it would do you any good to be drunk in the morning of your piss test

 

[sigh]

I could pee in the desert after three days without a drink. I'm the person rest stops on the highway were made for. I can make urine on a diet of dust. I could pee on command, on stage, in front of a crowd of thousands, then do it again just for the hell of it.

My bladder has no concept of shyness whatsoever.

I'm the shameless slut of peepee. Bring on the little plastic cups. I could fill a whole line of them in nothing flat.

It's a curse. Ask anybody who's ever travelled in a car with me.

 

[sunstruck]

Re: Re: Stage Fright.......

It's a symptom of homosexual panic.

LOL There simply wasn't enough sunshine at Lit before you Q.

 

[Ugod]

I could pee in the desert after three days without a drink. I'm the person rest stops on the highway were made for. I can make urine on a diet of dust. I could pee on command, on stage, in front of a crowd of thousands, then do it again just for the hell of it.

My bladder has no concept of shyness whatsoever.

I'm the shameless slut of peepee. Bring on the little plastic cups. I could fill a whole line of them in nothing flat.

It's a curse. Ask anybody who's ever travelled in a car with me.

I yell "T.B" at people like you.......tiny bladders.....

 

[sigh]

I yell "T.B" at people like you.......tiny bladders.....

If my bladder's so damn small, how come I pee a quart at every sitting?

I'm the Eveready Bunny of pee. Just keeps going and going and....