Stage Fright.......

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I have to go take my yearly physical, and whiz test for work tomorrow.

I always....ALWAYS have trouble peeing on command. The last time they were knocking on the door after five minutes, and the girls were like WTF?....I'm like I cant pee on command....can you? They said they usually have the opposite problem.

Anyone else get stage fright?

I dunno what it is....even at concerts where I have to wait five deep for a urinal, and have to pee like a racehorse....I get my turn and NUTHIN.

What the fuck......


Any tips?

I am going to drink coffee, and whatever and try not to pee in the morning.

Help me peeeeeeee.


:rolleyes:
 
Really? Well the chicks at the clinic always think I am hiding from a drug test or something, and I dont do drugs.....it bums me out, and I am tired of sitting in the waiting room drinking cups of water out of those stupid dunce cap cups. :rolleyes:


Maybe if I try relaxing or whatever.....:eek:
 
Try loading up on water an hour or so before you go.... also when you get in there.... turn the tap on...listen to the water running and think about waterfalls, rivers. rushing water... that often helps... (thats an old trick they teach you in nursing school)
 
sweet soft kiss said:
Try loading up on water an hour or so before you go.... also when you get in there.... turn the tap on...listen to the water running and think about waterfalls, rivers. rushing water... that often helps... (thats an old trick they teach you in nursing school)

ugh....I've tried that. The last time they thought I was trying to drown myself in the sink.

Bahhhhhh

I'm just going to have to relax.

As a matter of fact...last year when I couldnt go.....they said come back when you have to go....so I am out doing my job in the field, and had to go so I drove over and went to the counter and said I HAVE TO GOOOOO.....they told me to wait in the lobby for my turn....there were like 20 people waiting for whatever reason...Im like I have to go NOW......they said take a seat...I said Fuck you....left and went in the mens room down the hall....I never did finish the physical last year.....:eek:
 
Have some coffee or soda with caffeine
It acts as a diuretic (makes with the peepee)
 
just pet said:
Have some coffee or soda with caffeine
It acts as a diuretic (makes with the peepee)

LOL... I know logically the caffine works... but I can do a whole 10-12 hour shift, drinking coffee as fast as I can and not notice I have to pee until its time to go home... but drink a half liter of water and I have to go 3 or 4 times...:(
 
just pet said:
Have some coffee or soda with caffeine
It acts as a diuretic (makes with the peepee)

LOL... I know logically the caffine works... but I can do a whole 10-12 hour shift, drinking coffee as fast as I can and not notice I have to pee until its time to go home... but drink a half liter of water and I have to go 3 or 4 times...:(

Edit... sorry if that was TMI... LOL
 
Sweet....I'm sorry there arent any more fun threads to post to tonite other than my pee pee thread.....


;)
 
Killswitch said:
Sweet....I'm sorry there arent any more fun threads to post to tonite other than my pee pee thread.....


;)

Dare I say a peepee thread for a peepee head?

You say such mean things

:(
 
sweet soft kiss said:
Try loading up on water an hour or so before you go.... also when you get in there.... turn the tap on...listen to the water running and think about waterfalls, rivers. rushing water... that often helps... (thats an old trick they teach you in nursing school)

When I had to take my test, they wouldn't let me run the water in the sink. Go figure.
 
Romial said:
When I had to take my test, they wouldn't let me run the water in the sink. Go figure.

I can understand that.

Be glad you aren't in the military, KS.

Try making the running water warm and holding your hand in the stream as it comes out of the faucet.
 
Killswitch, having personally spent mucho time in polar bear country, I am going to guess you are pathetic? If not, tell me about it, and where I can verify what you say?
 
just pet said:
Dare I say a peepee thread for a peepee head?

You say such mean things

:(

You are the sexiest woman on Literotica....do you know that JP.

God you drive me crazyyyyy!

You should be in movies.
 
Homo_Erectus said:
Killswitch, having personally spent mucho time in polar bear country, I am going to guess you are pathetic? If not, tell me about it, and where I can verify what you say?

It's a Polar Bear taking a crap......Holy Smokes Batman....chill out.



:rolleyes:
 
Killswitch said:
Sweet....I'm sorry there arent any more fun threads to post to tonite other than my pee pee thread.....


;)

oh gee KS.... I think I can find something else fun... I will try hard at least...:rolleyes:
 
first, drink a strong cup of coffee about 90 minutes before the appt. Then, drink 32 ounces within an hour of the appt. Then, hold it. Don't go to the bathroom at all within 2 hours of the appt.


By the time you get there, you'll have to go so bad, it won't matter. If you find you have to go rather bad when you get there, ask for the cup immediatly.


I've had to pee in a cup once a month for the better part of 3 years total in my life, and I've found tricks to make it so I can go when needed.
 
Killswitch said:
I have to go take my yearly physical, and whiz test for work tomorrow.

I always....ALWAYS have trouble peeing on command. The last time they were knocking on the door after five minutes, and the girls were like WTF?....I'm like I cant pee on command....can you? They said they usually have the opposite problem.

Anyone else get stage fright?

I dunno what it is....even at concerts where I have to wait five deep for a urinal, and have to pee like a racehorse....I get my turn and NUTHIN.

What the fuck......


Any tips?

I am going to drink coffee, and whatever and try not to pee in the morning.

Help me peeeeeeee.


:rolleyes:



beer and weed....
 
Killswitch said:
I have to go take my yearly physical, and whiz test for work tomorrow.

I always....ALWAYS have trouble peeing on command. The last time they were knocking on the door after five minutes, and the girls were like WTF?....I'm like I cant pee on command....can you? They said they usually have the opposite problem.

Anyone else get stage fright?

I dunno what it is....even at concerts where I have to wait five deep for a urinal, and have to pee like a racehorse....I get my turn and NUTHIN.

What the fuck......


Any tips?

I am going to drink coffee, and whatever and try not to pee in the morning.

Help me peeeeeeee.


:rolleyes:


It's a symptom of homosexual panic.
 
I can't pee on command -- or in front of anyone. I check to make sure all of the stalls are empty.

One trick that has helped me is taking a deep, deep breath, then counting all of the tiles on the floor as I exhale. Don't ask me why, but it works.

:rose: (by the way)
 
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