Spread dem cheeks, I'm comin' home Mabel...

[Purple Haze]

Put your newspapers aside, Chester.

Rollerfucking is the way to go...

 

[Ishmael]

Irish foreplay?

Ishmael

 

[Lovely_Pink_Queen]

huh?

 

[Purple Haze]

Irish foreplay, no potato.

Kiss me blarney stones, lass.

Springtime, the first appearance of Mr. Paddy O'Furniture...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Irish foreplay?

Ishmael

So is that like a joke and punchline is Ishmael?

 

[Ishmael]

So is that like a joke and punchline is Ishmael?

"Bridgette, I'm home!!"

Ishmael

 

[KillerMuffin]

"Bridgette, I'm home!!"

Ishmael

*Runs screaming*


Wait a minute. My name isn't Bridgette.

*smack*

 

[phrodeau]

Why do the Arabs have oil and the Irish have potatoes?

Because the Irish had first pick.

 

[Silverluna]

don't you be forgetting that we Irish also have BEER! (and very tastey ones at that)

Let them keep the oil...

 

[sunstruck]

Bigots.

 

[Guest]

Joke : "what did the drunk say when his wife asked what all those envelopes were."

Punch --: Ishmael. (Ducking the missioles.)