Spotlight on the random utility tool.

[Black_Bird]

Oh you, utility tool, that can change to a set of plyers, has a small ruler and numerous knives; no one is quite sure what to make of you. You are cheaply made and have several interesting instruments that I'm not quite sure what to do with; is this a can opener or a screw driver? You are of no swiss quality, random utility tool, and your bright orange casing is enough to make a colorblind drunkard sober. We do not know why you are, and yet, you are. So tonight we celebrate you, random utility tool!

 

[Silverlily]

Oh god, you sound like that commercial for the foam finger guy.



cute

 

[Black_Bird]

Yeah. After I wrote it, I noticed the similarities... But, I mean, where would we be with cheep utility tools that really *don't* get the job done?

No where, right?

Right?

 

[Silverlily]

"Cheep" tools?

Is that some kind of bird joke?




groan...

 

[Black_Bird]

"Cheep" tools?

Is that some kind of bird joke?

groan...

No - it's an example of how well I proof read my posts... but if it works, run with it!

 

[Silverlily]

run with it!

Run? In these heels? Are you mad?

 

[Black_Bird]

Run? In these heels? Are you mad?

Well, it's a figure of speech.

Have you ever noticed that sometime's its funnier to ignore obvious sarcasm and take someone seriously. Keeps them on their toes. *That's* a figure of speech too!

 

[Silverlily]

I was educated in a different state, darlin', I don't need an explanation.

 

[Black_Bird]

I was educated in a different state, darlin', I don't need an explanation.

I know that, but then again, different states doesn't always translates into better education... What did I say about ignoring the obvious again?

I think I'll be heading to bed. You take care, Ms. Lily; it was enjoyable to once again learn at the feet of the resident professor of sarcasm and life.

 

[Silverlily]

I know that, but then again, different states doesn't always translates into better education...

True, but when the state we live in is the one in question, it always means better education.


Goodnight, sleep tight, let me know if you want a bite.