Sports Quotes & Phrases

I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out.

You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.

You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

Bill Lee
 
Bill Lee

"The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything."
 
Creatures of similar plumages habitually congregate in places of closest proximity.

Bill Parcells
 
“You win some, lose some, and wreck some.”

“I wasn't trying to wreck him, I just wanted to rattle his cage.”

Dale Earnhardt
 
They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I guess that is better than kissing your brother.-- Lou Holtz
 
On nationnal radio, Cricket game, England V Australia, and this is now joke, The Batsmans holding, the bowlers Willie. Brian Johnston Commentator (RIP)
 
My boy, get in there and play like you did in the last game. I've got five dollars bet on the other team. -Groucho Marx
 
"If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball."

Phil Jackson.
 
When they treat you bad, you just got to take care of your pride, no matter what.
-- Satchel Paige
 
“He's a damned good player. He's one of those guys who makes you go turn the TV on just to watch him.”

“He's a cocky sumbitch. That's what makes him such a great player.”

Lawrence Taylor
 
“Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.”

Mike Singletary
 
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