Spoonerisms.

[Pengy]

Does anyone else know of any good spoonerisms?

Spoonerisms are words or phrases in which letters or syllables get swapped. This often happens accidentally in slips of the tongue (or tips of the slung as Spoonerisms are often affectionately called!)

Heres one to start of with:

He's not a pheasant plucker

 

[done_got_old]

Does anyone else know of any good spoonerisms?

Spoonerisms are words or phrases in which letters or syllables get swapped. This often happens accidentally in slips of the tongue (or tips of the slung as Spoonerisms are often affectionately called!)

Heres one to start of with:

He's not a pheasant plucker

He's a pleasant fucker.

Soap in your hole

 

[Pengy]

Originally posted by done_got_old
He's a pleasant fucker.

Soap in your hole

Go and shake a tower

 

[done_got_old]

Go and shake a tower

Go and take a shower.

You didn't want the spoonerisms translated?



Trim your snow tail

 

[Pengy]

Go and take a shower.

You didn't want the spoonerisms translated?



Trim your snow tail

Actually yes guess we should translate them.

Trim your toe nails

At the lead of spite

 

[done_got_old]

Actually yes guess we should translate them.

Trim your toe nails

At the lead of spite

At the speed of light.

Rental Deceptionist

 

[Pengy]

At the speed of light.

Rental Deceptionist

Dental Receptionist

Sir, you are certainly a shining wit

 

[Jonesthebutler]

Dental Receptionist

Sir, you are certainly a shining wit

Sir, you certainly are a wining shit.

Tease my ears.

 

[done_got_old]

Sir, you certainly are a wining shit.

Tease my ears.

Ease my tears.

Bottle in front of me

 

[Pengy]

Originally posted by Jonesthebutler

Sir, you certainly are a wining shit.

Tease my ears.

Ease my tears

She showed me her tool kits.

i we using the same website for these, or are we all really clever?

 

[Pengy]

Ease my tears.

Bottle in front of me

Yes i think we are using the same wite.

Frontal lobotomy.

 

[Jonesthebutler]

Ease my tears

She showed me her tool kits.

i we using the same website for these, or are we all really clever?

She showed me her cool tits

In my day I have seen many cunning stunts.

Which web site is that then. Sounds like you're cheating to me lol

 

[done_got_old]

Ease my tears

She showed me her tool kits.

i we using the same website for these, or are we all really clever?

Actually I use them in my classroom.......

She showed me her cool tits.

You hissed my mystery lecture

 

[done_got_old]

She showed me her cool tits

In my day I have seen many cunning stunts.

Which web site is that then. Sounds like you're cheating to me lol

In my day I have seen many stunning cunts. (NOT)

We'll have the hags flung out.

 

[Pengy]

Actually I use them in my classroom.......

She showed me her cool tits.

You hissed my mystery lecture

You missed my history lecture.

I guess its just me cheating then.... new rules, cheating is allowed.

Have you seen her sick duck?

 

[done_got_old]

You missed my history lecture.

I guess its just me cheating then.... new rules, cheating is allowed.

Have you seen her sick duck?

Have you seen her suck dick?

(note my location........perhaps I'll post the travel brochure picture)

Is the bean dizzy?

 

[Pengy]

Have you seen her suck dick?

(note my location........perhaps I'll post the travel brochure picture)

Is the bean dizzy?

Is the dean busy

Are you always in that locaton done?

Oh, the suffering of purgery on my soul!

 

[done_got_old]

Is the dean busy

Are you always in that locaton done?

Oh, the suffering of purgery on my soul!

Yes, I'm always there.
Oh, the suffering surgery on my pole. OUCH!
It's roaring with pain

 

[Pengy]

Yes, I'm always there.
Oh, the suffering surgery on my pole. OUCH!
It's roaring with pain

It's pouring with rain.

He's a smart fella.

 

[done_got_old]

It's pouring with rain.

He's a smart fella.

His farts smell.
The Lord is a shoving leopard

 

[Pengy]

Originally posted by done_got_old
His farts smell.
The Lord is a shoving leopard

The Lord is a loving shepherd

Mean as custard

 

[alwaysawake]

I speak and project from my diagram.

I resemble that incineration.

I drink decapitated coffee.

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

I also listen to the blabbing brook.