sphincter sphincter sphincter

[tortoise]

Say it with me. Say it loud, say it proud.

sphincter sphincter sphincter

Such a fun word, yes?

 

[perks]

sphincter lair

 

[tortoise]

Band name!

 

[Ginny]

you are simply sphincterlicious, my love......

 

[Ginny]

Hi, my name is Ginny and I'm a Sphincterholic.

 

[zipman]

sphincter sphincter sphincter

Literotica's answer to that old truism of:

Location, location, location

 

[Guest]

sphinct-er . . . shlphink (er) . . . sFinkturr


(Oh, fuck it...)


asshole asshole asshole

 

[tortoise]

Ah, but you, my dear, are nothing short of SPHINCTACULAR!!

 

[TWB]

Say it with me. Say it loud, say it proud.

sphincter sphincter sphincter

Such a fun word, yes?

You calling me an ass hole?

 

[perks]

Band name!

heh!


Sphincter Hare


<grinning> I'm such a complete homophone punster.

 

[Oscuridad]

Hi, my name is Ginny and I'm a Sphincterholic.

*en masse*

Hello Ginny.

 

[Guest]

Hi, my name is Ginny and I'm a Sphincterholic.

_____

You can get addicted to that.



I know. I belong to the AA -- Analingus Anonymous.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

pupillae
esophageal
palatopharyngeal
ileocecal
of Boyden
of Oddi
pyloric
urethral


Yay!!

 

[Oscuridad]

heh!


Sphincter Hare


<grinning> I'm such a complete homophone punster.

Heeellloooo Sphincter

 

[plasticman33]

Recipe for Steaming Sphincter Hot Sauce!

Ingredients:

6 habanero peppers, 10 jalapeno peppers, 6 cayenne peppers, 8 pablanos peppers. One each green, red and yellow bell peppers. One clove of garlic. One small bunch of ciltrano chopped into one inch pieces. Six scallions, green tops and all chopped into one inch pieces.

Directions:

Be sure to wear rubber gloves when preparing this recipe, no matter what you do, don't rub your eyes.

Place all ingredients into a food processor with just the bottom blade in it. Pulse the processor just until the ingredients are about the size of a kernal of corn.

Place in plastic ziplock bags and freeze. This a great addition when you are making any type of dish. Just break of a frozen piece and drop it in the pot! Guaranteed to warm your old sphincter right up!!

 

[tortoise]

<grinning> I'm such a complete homophone punster.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[Guest]

Recipe for Steaming Sphincter Hot Sauce!

Ingredients:

6 habanero peppers, 10 jalapeno peppers, 6 cayenne peppers, 8 pablanos peppers. One each green, red and yellow bell peppers. One clove of garlic. One small bunch of ciltrano chopped into one inch pieces. Six scallions, green tops and all chopped into one inch pieces.

Directions:

Be sure to wear rubber gloves when preparing this recipe, no matter what you do, don't rub your eyes.

Place all ingredients into a food processor with just the bottom blade in it. Pulse the processor just until the ingredients are about the size of a kernal of corn.

Place in plastic ziplock bags and freeze. This a great addition when you are making any type of dish. Just break of a frozen piece and drop it in the pot! Guaranteed to warm your old sphincter right up!!

_____

And what, exactly, do you do with this?

Use it as a tarnish remover for precious metals? What?

 

[marksgirl]

Sphincter said what? Baking powder.......Wayne's World.....

 

[tortoise]

pupillae
esophageal
palatopharyngeal
ileocecal
of Boyden
of Oddi
pyloric
urethral


Yay!!

Boyden and Oddi's mommas should be so proud, having their sons immortalized as sphincters.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I tell ya what!

Boyden gets that lovely common bile duct, and Oddi's has something to do with the pancreas. How fun for them!

 

[Oscuridad]

Yep. dat.

 

[Ginny]

I know. I belong to the AA -- Analingus Anonymous.

oooooh i wanna go to those meetings.....<perk>

 

[Oscuridad]

Only to knock everyone off the wagon

 

[TWB]

Yep. dat.

Oh my.

 

[Ginny]

Only to knock everyone off the wagon

lol....all those butt-starved tongues....yum!