Sperm Count

[dr_mabeuse]

Sperm counts in males has fallen by about 30% since 1989, according to researchers in Aberdeen, Scotland.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/afp/20040105/hl_afp/britain_health_sperm_040105105306

You tell me what it means.

--dr.M.

 

[Wills]

I put it down to the trend of abandoning Kilt wearing. All that natural fresh air around the nether regions encouraged the blighters to multiply. Now they are wrapped in 'troosers' and saturated by deep fried Mars bars - a Scottish delicacy.

Will's

 

[shereads]

Sperm counts in males has fallen by about 30% since 1989, according to researchers in Aberdeen, Scotland.

I demand a recount.

 

[raphy]

Re: Re: Sperm Count

I demand a recount.

Personally, She?

 

[shereads]

"One million, six hundred twenty seven thousand and one; one million, six hundred twenty seven thousand and two; one million, six hundred twenty - "

::loses count when dog brings squeaky toy into the room::

"Oops. Looks like we might have to start over."

 

[raphy]

"One million, six hundred twenty seven thousand and one; one million, six hundred twenty seven thousand and two; one million, six hundred twenty - "

::loses count when dog brings squeaky toy into the room::

"Oops. Looks like we might have to start over."

Shameless, truly shameless.

Must be why we love you.

 

[Icingsugar]

"One million, six hundred twenty seven thousand and one; one million, six hundred twenty seven thousand and two; one million, six hundred twenty - "

::loses count when dog brings squeaky toy into the room::

"Oops. Looks like we might have to start over."

Your dog doesn't come around much, does it?

 

[pop_54]

Ummmmmmmm!!!

She, what have you been doing with that dog???

It's natures way of controlling the world population explosion, alternatively it could be all the pollution we've stuffed ourselves and the world full of.

Hell there's plenty of Jock's about still anyway.

Hell maybe it's the sexual revolution since the 60's, perhaps we're fucking ourselves out of existence.

pops angle on it.

 

[Black Tulip]

Nah, we all have learned a bit more about fertility tricks, so the aim is better these days.

Nature sees no point in wasting good semen.

 

[damppanties]

You tell me what it means.

--dr.M.

Tight underwear.

 

[shereads]

Your dog doesn't come around much, does it?

It can be disconcerting.

She looks so perplexed.

 

[shereads]

Re: Ummmmmmmm!!!

Hell maybe it's the sexual revolution since the 60's, perhaps we're fucking ourselves out of existence.

Maybe we're just getting to the good part.

Maybe men will evolve to the point where each has a "fertile" period during the month when his sperm count is at a working level, and the rest of the time everyone can, um, date without fear of consequences.

I think it's probably tight underwear.

 

[Gary Chambers]

Tight underwear is my guess too, though I did read many years ago that sperm replenishes more quickly after intercourse than masturbation. I don't know if that's true, but I do know tight underwear is unhealthy for men. Wearing no underwear is becoming more acceptable than it once was, ever since a few female sex symbols publicly declared their preference for men with that kind of fashion sense. I think Naomi Campbell was one of them. I wonder if Calvin Klein will be offering her anymore runway work?

 

[snooper]

... You tell me what it means ...

The proverbial parsimony of the North British has found a new manifestation?