Speaking of Discordianism and Golden Apples

Dillinger

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Speaking of Discordianism and golden apples this comes from a Discordian newsletter.

Tell me there ain't no double and triple and maybe even quadruple entendres going on in there or here or maybe somewhere. Or perhaps somewhere else...

Your Guiding Angeltech today is: The Angel of Chaos.
Angelic Advice: Today, imagine yourself standing in a shower with a really hot woman... actually make that two really hot women.... ok - forget that - at least three really hot women... oh hell... how about a whole bunch of hot women AND hot men and, of course you're all like making out 'n stuff. As the waters of the shower purifies you (or at least cools you off a bit - or maybe not because, remember, there's all these hot dudes and babes in the shower with you) from without, remember that we're all watching you. So let you're cocks burst forth from your groins to meet the hot wet velvet pussy's needing your love. Your mojo. Your Ding-a-Ling. Your porn angels wish you joy in finding the orgasm within.
 
ClaudiusMaximus said:
Does Discordianism have anything to do with disco?

Are you kidding? Episkopos Aloysius Thudthwacker and Pope Icky Fundament, PZK INVENTED disco!
 
okay so let me get this straight....

angel of chaos

year of the dolphin

theory of FNORD!


got it!
 
Dillinger said:
Speaking of Discordianism and golden apples this comes from a Discordian newsletter.

Tell me there ain't no double and triple and maybe even quadruple entendres going on in there or here or maybe somewhere. Or perhaps somewhere else...
Yeah, there's an overlaid entendre or so in there. A good editor wouldn't hurt that newsletter, but the content of the author's mind was clear enough, I suppose. ;)
 
Well this was fun, Dill.

On_to_Baghdad.jpg


a discordian joke. hmmmm.
 
La Principessa said:
okay so let me get this straight....

angel of chaos

year of the dolphin

theory of FNORD!
Ya just can't get much past the Principessa, eh?
 
Re: Re: Re: The Principia Discordia

Luscious Lioness said:
:D

Just lending a helping hand.

Perhaps I could suggest another location that hand might be lent to help out in?
 
La Principessa said:
was there supposed to be a reply there???

Yes - there was - I tried editing it too - but for some reason it wouldn't accept any reply... very strange - very Discordian!
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Principia Discordia

Luscious Lioness said:
If you are trying to get me to do your dishes, it isn't happening. I'm recruiting help of my own as we speak. ;)

:kiss:

Forget the dishes, just do me!
 
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