Southerners

I'm one of those who would rather pay MUCH less for that gas that I can pump quicker than the attendants. For that matter I can also do my windshield much better than they do as well.

On adverage its 10 to 20 cents more per gal on the gas if you use a full service station, and that goes to the station owner not the attendant who does the work. I can't see a reason to pay even higher prices for the same product just so I can sit in the car while getting your tank filled.

Federal regulations make the stations keep up with their pumps and they are spot checked at least 2 or 3 times a year.

The only really good thing I can see about the full service stations is that those who are not physically able to pump for themselves can get fueled up without having to get someone else to drive their car to the station.
 
The South should pull out of Miss America, and just have a Miss South. It would be only fair to the corn-fed Midwest girls, the pin faced New England girls, and the daughters of Mountain men in the Rocky Mountain states. We’d let California in, only because of their population, and that if you did the research you’d find most pretty girls there have Southern roots.

Yall know what I mean? :devil:
 
WriterDom said:
The South should pull out of Miss America, and just have a Miss South. It would be only fair to the corn-fed Midwest girls, the pin faced New England girls, and the daughters of Mountain men in the Rocky Mountain states. We’d let California in, only because of their population, and that if you did the research you’d find most pretty girls there have Southern roots.

Yall know what I mean? :devil:

Oh bite me.
 
Has anyone else noticed WD being missing frequently lately?????

He failed to share the news with us that there is now a 24 hour toy store/porn shop/adult entertainment restaraunt in his neck of the woods.

I was shocked that small town Georgia has become so corrupt. Must be all those "other" people driving through on the interstate that are keeping it in business.
 
WriterDom said:
The South should pull out of Miss America, and just have a Miss South. It would be only fair to the corn-fed Midwest girls, the pin faced New England girls, and the daughters of Mountain men in the Rocky Mountain states. We’d let California in, only because of their population, and that if you did the research you’d find most pretty girls there have Southern roots.

Yall know what I mean? :devil:


Actually I think we should just have Miss South BDSM contest... everyone knows Southern girls like their asses spanked and beneath all that dripping charm... we are just little sluts at heart!:D
 
I met some of these people today. Very nice guys. I blew a tire, and as I was emptying out my trunk trying to get to my spare, this truck full of guys with really thick (and cute!) accents stops. Beings how I was a female all by myself, I was a little concerned... But after we got through each others accents, they offered to change it for me. (yes, sadly, even I have an accent.) Now, feminism is all good and well, but having allready proven I can do such a thing as change a tire, I stood back and let them have at it.

They were really sweet. I asked where they were from and it was "Georgia, miss." Everything was "miss". "Need some help, Miss?", "You got a tar arn" Miss?", "You mind holden' the lugs, Miss?" It was pretty cool. Way sexy accent too.

So I thanked them nicely for helping me, (and wished them good fishing luck!) and they said it wasn't anything special. They're actually staying in my home town, and I know the people who own the b&b where they're staying at; so I called them and told them about the tire thing, and the gentlemen will be getting a discount on their rooms.

Y'all got some chivalrous gentlemen, there, people.
 
niteshade said:
Ok, there have been a lot of posts recently that touch on the subject of the south... Writerdom's thread about limits southern women impose, and a few others.
This got me thinking... How many of us are from the south? Or, more specifically, how many others from Texas? I know we had a GRITS count awhile back, but I want to include everyone.

*jumps up and down* I'm one of the four adult Charlotte natives here in NC :D
 
snowy ciara said:
I met some of these people today. Very nice guys. I blew a tire, and as I was emptying out my trunk trying to get to my spare, this truck full of guys with really thick (and cute!) accents stops. Beings how I was a female all by myself, I was a little concerned... But after we got through each others accents, they offered to change it for me. (yes, sadly, even I have an accent.) Now, feminism is all good and well, but having allready proven I can do such a thing as change a tire, I stood back and let them have at it.

They were really sweet. I asked where they were from and it was "Georgia, miss." Everything was "miss". "Need some help, Miss?", "You got a tar arn" Miss?", "You mind holden' the lugs, Miss?" It was pretty cool. Way sexy accent too.

So I thanked them nicely for helping me, (and wished them good fishing luck!) and they said it wasn't anything special. They're actually staying in my home town, and I know the people who own the b&b where they're staying at; so I called them and told them about the tire thing, and the gentlemen will be getting a discount on their rooms.

Y'all got some chivalrous gentlemen, there, people.

Yes, we do. Thank you for shaving that.



BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
 
The one thing I miss about not living in the south is manners. We might have all been rednecks, drank beer during church and had an eye on our cousins. But we damn sure knew how to say thank you and your welcome. I make alot more money up here in Yankee land, but damn sure miss the southern ways and I am a sucker for a sweet southern accent. Guess this means a trip to Texas and Louisianna coming up soon. Every once in a while I just have to go back home to recoupe and get some real food again.
 
ToyDoc said:
The one thing I miss about not living in the south is manners. We might have all been rednecks, drank beer during church and had an eye on our cousins. But we damn sure knew how to say thank you and your welcome. I make alot more money up here in Yankee land, but damn sure miss the southern ways and I am a sucker for a sweet southern accent. Guess this means a trip to Texas and Louisianna coming up soon. Every once in a while I just have to go back home to recoupe and get some real food again.

*whispers in his ear with her sweet southern twang*
 
Originally posted by spankableBelle
*whispers in his ear with her sweet southern twang*


Now if I can just find a way to bottle that kind of sweetness I would be a millionaire.:kiss:
 
And when you have whispered your wants in both ears, what would be next? :devil:
 
ToyDoc said:
And when you have whispered your wants in both ears, what would be next? :devil:

And how do you know that I whispered my wants? I could have been simply giving 'twang' to your own...:devil:
 
Originally posted by spankableBelle
And how do you know that I whispered my wants? I could have been simply giving 'twang' to your own...:devil:

Ahh, but if you where giving"twang" to my own you would not be whispering, but there might be a number of gasps and sharp cries. :p But then I tend to like my women quiet, bound and obedient. :devil:
 
I was born and raised in New Jersey. But I go to college in Alabama and I love it. The thing I like is that everyone down there wears skirts and pumps. Even when they're going to an 8AM class. I always loved dressing up but people in NJ, especially college kids, are always in crappy sweatpants.
 
Yes, I am from the South!

Where words are slow and life is liquid.

(Humidity donja know?)

Fury
 
I'm a Tar-heel born
and a Tar-heel bred
and when I die
I'll be a Tar-heel dead

(yeah, I know, UNC song)

I'm actually a NCSU or an ECU guy :p but still. I'm a Carolina boy.
 
jasonlf said:
I'm a Tar-heel born
and a Tar-heel bred
and when I die
I'll be a Tar-heel dead

(yeah, I know, UNC song)

I'm actually a NCSU or an ECU guy :p but still. I'm a Carolina boy.

If I owned Heaven and Chapel Hill, I would rent out Heaven and life in Chapel Hill.
 
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