Sort of Worried.

[Never]

There's something I always worried about; my clitoris is only four inches long, is that normal? Are the ladies going to laugh at me when I whip out the Never 'phenomenon'?
(I think this would be a good place to mention Madonna.)

My girlfriend doesn't seem to mind and someone even told me it was bigger than Latina (if that's possible) but ever since I showed it to her two weeks ago (my girlfriend, not Latina) she's been cold to me, withdrawn. I'm really starting to worry here, why is she loosing all her leaves? Doesn't she like me anymore?

Oh, and im an egnineer at NASA so fuk u!

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And damnit, the blue is brighter. Am I the only one to see that?

 

[Expertise]

Never has a four inch clit. I like her even better now cause I can only imagine that them's good eatin'.

Never how is it that someone as funny and charming as you are (four inch love bud and all) has not been scooped up. I find it hard to believe. I mean it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that you got all the "parts" to be amazing.

The blatant flattery will cease and desist now.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

You wouldn't happen to also have two smallish egg-shaped organs suspended in a sack of loose skin down there, would ya, Never?