Sorry Carson, I had to do it

[Dar~]

Carson, it really is all your parents fault.

Scarlett, I have a friend, Kyle (drag queen), I told him about your ability to turn men gay and he said he needs to meet you

 

[sophia jane]

'Cept I'm the tall one...


I just wanted everyone to know that a good orgasm will make your day seem muuuuuch brighter

I wouldn't know.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I wouldn't know.

Been a while for me too.

*sigh*



Q_C

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Carson, it really is all your parents fault.

Scarlett, I have a friend, Kyle (drag queen), I told him about your ability to turn men gay and he said he needs to meet you

*snicker* he could just hand out links to my memberpage.

And here all along I was blaming my parents...

Yeah, I think you were already gayed up by the time I got to you, pity.

Isn't the other way around?

Surprisingly, no.

 

[minsue]

I wouldn't know.

Been a while for me too.

*sigh*



Q_C

For crying out loud, haven't you people heard of masturbation? All the cool kids are doing it and the first time's free.....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

For crying out loud, haven't you people heard of masturbation? All the cool kids are doing it and the first time's free.....

It doesn't get expensive until you start paying $80 for a toy.

 

[sophia jane]

For crying out loud, haven't you people heard of masturbation? All the cool kids are doing it and the first time's free.....

What he said was that a really good orgasm could brighten one's day. I masturbate all the time- but my orgasms have been lacking.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

For crying out loud, haven't you people heard of masturbation? All the cool kids are doing it and the first time's free.....

I'm well past the first time...

I might have to sell my car if I keep it up.

Remember too, he said "good." Self-servicing gets boring after a while, especially a long one.

Q_C

 

[minsue]

You're right about the pricing, S. Sad, innit?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

It doesn't get expensive until you start paying $80 for a toy.

$80?

Do they make them for men (worth purchasing anyway)?

I'm spending $80 on a chance.

Q_C

 

[minsue]

What he said was that a really good orgasm could brighten one's day. I masturbate all the time- but my orgasms have been lacking.

Maybe you just need more practice?

 

[BlackShanglan]

yet another thread aboutme that turns into a thread about Scarlett

Just gives me time to try to coax you off into a quiet thread of our own

For crying out loud, haven't you people heard of masturbation? All the cool kids are doing it and the first time's free.....

If you want a job done right ...

$80?

Do they make them for men (worth purchasing anyway)?

I'm spending $80 on a chance.

Q_C

Goodness me. We really must redirect your energies. Might I suggest www.blowfish.com. There are, of course, all manner of delightful objects designed for striking and binding and penetrating, but if you're more "traditional" in your taste, you might try the section of "Toys for Men" entitled "Sleeves."

Shanglan

 

[sophia jane]

Maybe you just need more practice?

I think it's a matter of too much practice.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

$80?

Do they make them for men (worth purchasing anyway)?

I'm spending $80 on a chance.

Q_C

Well, it depends on what you have in mind. You can put anything anywhere you want, can't you?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Well, it depends on what you have in mind. You can put anything anywhere you want, can't you?

Anything anywhere I want? Why, yes! It's important to note the "where I want" part, though.

For the record, I already have one, but it wasn't of the $80 variety, and I'm hardly impressed.

Q_C

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Anything anywhere I want? Why, yes! It's important to note the "where I want" part, though.

For the record, I already have one, but it wasn't of the $80 variety, and I'm hardly impressed.

Q_C

Hmmm. Maybe I'm not the one to ask, I've always been rather easily impressed.

 

[yui]

If you want a job done right ...


Shanglan

Do it yourself?

And if you fail the first time; try, try, and try again, neh?




As for the poll, I think Carson is beyond nifty! I sold my I Carson shirt after the whole Japanese Baby Spice thing, but I do Carson much.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Duuuuude! I'm winning the poll over porn! Awesome!


And to all those (Q_C, sophia) whose self-orgasms are lacking lately, I give you this:

Behold the Sprectagel Plug in all its glory

http://www.xandria.com/images/shop/products/307_225x225.jpg

 

[sophia jane]

Duuuuude! I'm winning the poll over porn! Awesome!


And to all those (Q_C, sophia) whose self-orgasms are lacking lately, I give you this:

Behold the Sprectagel Plug in all its glory

http://www.xandria.com/images/shop/products/307_225x225.jpg

Oh if only you were giving me a real toy instead of a picture. That does look like something I need to add to my collection.

 

[BlackShanglan]

It is impossible for me to mention Blowfish without giving them quite a lot of my time and a fair bit of my money.

Damnit.

Shanglan

 

[sophia jane]

It is impossible for me to mention Blowfish without giving them quite a lot of my time and a fair bit of my money.

Damnit.

Shanglan

I Blowfish. And Babeland.

So what did you buy Shang????

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Duuuuude! I'm winning the poll over porn! Awesome!


And to all those (Q_C, sophia) whose self-orgasms are lacking lately, I give you this:

Behold the Sprectagel Plug in all its glory

http://www.xandria.com/images/shop/products/307_225x225.jpg

Um...

No, but I would love to watch SJ use it.



Q_C

 

[sophia jane]

Um...

No, but I would love to watch SJ use it.



Q_C

Pervert.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Pervert.

So... You're saying you'll do it, right?



Q_C

 

[Dar~]

I Blowfish. And Babeland.

So what did you buy Shang????

that may give away valued gender hints.