Sorry a bit of a dull one..

What quick response time. I've found that the amount of time it takes for a response is inversely proportional to the size of a posters boobs. This is my scientific study of course.
 
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What quick response time. I've found that the amount of time it takes for a response is inversely proportional to the size of a posters boobs. This is my scientific study of course.
Yeah, but it doesn't work for the 450-pound dude with moobs.

Here are how the responses to these types of threads go:

n00b with female username = quick results, semi-polite replies, and a full inbox

n00b with male username = *crickets*
 
What quick response time. I've found that the amount of time it takes for a response is inversely proportional to the size of a posters boobs. This is my scientific study of course.

That explains so much, lol
 
To the OP: be sure to check out the FAQ sticky for your answers to your Lit-related n00b questionsYeah, but it doesn't work for the 450-pound dude with moobs.

Here are how the responses to these types of threads go:

n00b with female username = quick results, semi-polite replies, and a full inbox

n00b with male username = *crickets*

Or the male username gets a "don't you read the fucking stickies you twat?!?" sort of response.

Eilan- I do always love your responses.

Heehee - I love your hypothesis - what research methodology did you use???

Well, when I go to respond to a thread I look at the author. I follow this scientific procedure:

1. Ask: Is it a woman?

If answer is yes, then go to step 3. If answer is no, then go to step 2.

2. Block male user so that nothing he posts can be seen by me.

3. Look at profile pic. Does she have big boobs? Does she have no profile pic? If she does not have a profile pic, then I assume she has large breasts.

4. Respond politely and send a nice PM welcoming them here, in my normal creepy fashion.

That's the scientific method I use. It's pretty reliable. I'm the Stephen Hawking of the How To forum.

(this post was a joke for those who are going to feel the urge to come in and defend smaller breasted women... I love you all)
 
(this post was a joke for those who are going to feel the urge to come in and defend smaller breasted women... I love you all)

It's just that big breasted women have more to love. ;):D

Now back to the creepy corner with you! :caning::D
 
It's just that big breasted women have more to love. ;):D

Now back to the creepy corner with you! :caning::D

We are not creepy Nipple Muncher. We provide a service. I mean, we are among the small group of men who like big boobs. We are pioneers.
 
We are not creepy Nipple Muncher. We provide a service. I mean, we are among the small group of men who like big boobs. We are pioneers.

Nah...you're just creepy.

and I happen to be a big fan of your sarcasm font. :p
 
Nah...you're just creepy.

and I happen to be a big fan of your sarcasm font. :p

I'm a gentleman dammit!!!

But honestly, Lit is one of the few places where creepy is appreciated. But I'm not creepy. I'm lovable.
 
Amazed

If you are only looking for the attribute of big tits that is sad. Out of all the traits that is the only one that matters? I have size B boobs but they are very responsive and my nipples get large when fondled. To each his own but maybe that is why your male mailboxes have been empty. I suppose it would be like a woman closing off a partner simply because of their penis size. It isn't always the size of what you have that matters, it's what you can do with it.;)
 
Yes

I did know it was a joke but just had the urge to share my opinion. That's what I like we can tell it like it is.:eek:
 
I did know it was a joke but just had the urge to share my opinion. That's what I like we can tell it like it is.:eek:

Guess I'm SOL :eek:

Yes, very much a joke. What's the point of interplay with others on the forum if you're not enjoying the company and bantering back?

And Jess, I'm sure that you're not SOL, but I would have to see to be certain. ;););););)
 
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