Sooooo Rainshine and I would like to know what the drama is this time.

[IhateClowns]

Geeze...you aren't around and the place goes to pot.

I just lay the seed and sprinkle water on it from time to time.

 

[hotwords229_A]

If you have spoken to anyone privately who has claimed that this is their first time messaging someone, claims they will never cam on their profile, and has less than 4 posts then you have been contacted.

I originally thought you were talking about real women that people were saying had penises in order to hurt their reputation. But you're talking about real penises pretending to be reputable women.

I officially have no idea what's going on anymore.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I am a female, pretending to be a male.

 

[cowslinger64]

I have a uterus

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/f0/ba/7af0baa00350d0dba1ae78db5579edb2.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

Sadly, I only get contacted by actual dudes. It's weird. If only some of them would grow tits we'd be set.

I think Chia Pet makes a product that could help you.

 

[catherinewheel77]

ok that is 4!

thank goodness you have a uterus otherwise what would the hog dicked guys try to bruise in their stories they copied and pasted, but actually wrote, specifically for you?

Hahaha! Classic.

 

[IhateClowns]

I originally thought you were talking about real women that people were saying had penises in order to hurt their reputation. But you're talking about real penises pretending to be reputable women.

I officially have no idea what's going on anymore.

Welcome to the PG. This is where the WTF acronym originated.

 

[Suz_anne]

My penis is so big I can tuck it into my vagina.

So... bam!

 

[hotwords229_A]

My penis is so big I can tuck it into my vagina.

So... bam!

That's hot!

 

[IhateClowns]

I am a female, pretending to be a male.

A very rare species. You just wanted to see what it was like to virtually stand up and tinkle. I get it

 

[cowslinger64]

My penis is so big I can tuck it into my vagina.

So... bam!

I'll need to see pics or vids of that. Thanks!

 

[IhateClowns]

I have a uterus

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/f0/ba/7af0baa00350d0dba1ae78db5579edb2.jpg

A collector. That is how you end up on Dateline NBC.

 

[IhateClowns]

My penis is so big I can tuck it into my vagina.

So... bam!

Your penis can make a left turn signal when yourr light is broken? That is impressive. Cock elbows are a rarity.

 

[cowslinger64]

A collector. That is how you end up on Dateline NBC.

That's MY uterus...it fell out after a particularly rough poop.


Don't make fun!

 

[IhateClowns]

That's MY uterus...it fell out after a particularly rough poop.


Don't make fun!

I typically stub my big toes when I take a poop. Legs kick straight out and kick the tub. I need a bigger bathroom.

My apologies. I forgot the male uterus is tucked behind the prostate.

 

[cowslinger64]

I typically stub my big toes when I take a poop. Legs kick straight out and kick the tub. I need a bigger bathroom.

My apologies. I forgot the male uterus is tucked behind the prostate.

I'll forgive you..........................................this time.



Was it this guy?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/22f2c9a9743b08b0c173f606921e3381/tumblr_obzsfuWg0y1vokrano1_500.gif

 

[cowslinger64]

Thank you, Clowns. For starting the thread I knew I had in me but was too afraid to bring out.

Will the perp be outed?

 

[IhateClowns]

Thank you, Clowns. For starting the thread I knew I had in me but was too afraid to bring out.

So far the investigation is kind of slow. 4 women have claimed their innocence and some questionable fellas have hit on them scaring them away.

 

[IhateClowns]

I'll forgive you..........................................this time.



Was it this guy?

https://66.media.tumblr.com/22f2c9a9743b08b0c173f606921e3381/tumblr_obzsfuWg0y1vokrano1_500.gif

That is also known as the male third nipple. I saw it on discovery once, or was it a mirror??? I can't remember. I also can't look down any more.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I made some popcorn...

I'm female. No penis.

 

[cowslinger64]

Kick the lying basterd out!!


https://66.media.tumblr.com/8fc4e1513785e5ca8e56c510fe4b5fec/tumblr_pfj9l74zqC1stvnal_400.gif

 

[IhateClowns]

I made some popcorn...

I'm female. No penis.

We need proof. Not visual, but you have to convince us with words. Just saying no penis isn't enough. I am starting to think you might be the guilty person. Hmmmmmm.

 

[IhateClowns]

Now 4.5 have claimed that they are innocent. I think BFG is still on the fringe looking in.

 

[cowslinger64]

Well I outed DickEsseintes and that made me as popular as herpes in a frat house.



Now... I think this latest drama is more about clicks than cocks. I could be wrong, it’s almost always the case, but I just might not be!

You can tell me and I'll out em. I'm not shy..

 

[IhateClowns]

Well I outed DickEsseintes and that made me as popular as herpes in a frat house.



Now... I think this latest drama is more about clicks than cocks. I could be wrong, it’s almost always the case, but I just might not be!

Who is DickEsseintes? I am so not in the know anymore. I don't know 3/4 of the people on here anymore.

The drama is over click counts? Please tell me this is a joke. You are joking correct? I will start a whole new thread if that is the case.