Sonny, don't take yourself so seriously

[Bert Notorius]

'cause we sure don't.

 

[naughtycakes]

'cause we sure don't.

Huh, I thought your crush was on kippies.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Huh, I thought your crush was on kippies.

I thought he died?

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Bert has man-feelings for me.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Bert has man-feelings for me.

I think it's mutual, big boy.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I think it's mutual, big boy.

I'm sure you do. It must be to jack off to a guy who thinks you're a boring old queen without pretending he's into boring old queens.

 

[Karen Kraft]

'cause we sure don't.

Life is grand with Sonny on Iggy.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I'm sure you do. It must be to jack off to a guy who thinks you're a boring old queen without pretending he's into boring old queens.

See. Way too serious.

I'm picking through 'that' for substance and all there is is sticky ooze.

 

[Image]

So, it's called a catfight between women; And technically this wouldn't be called a Pissing Contest since it's not a battle of who's dick is bigger...

So what is the correct name for it?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Life is grand with Sonny on Iggy.

You lie like a rug....

 

[Bert Notorius]

So, it's called a catfight between women; And technically this wouldn't be called a Pissing Contest since it's not a battle of who's dick is bigger...

So what is the correct name for it?

"A slow Saturday night."

I'm on fire...please pee on me.

 

[Image]

"A slow Saturday night."

I'm on fire...please pee on me.

Be careful what you wish for, Bert

 

[Karen Kraft]

"A slow Saturday night."

I'm on fire...please pee on me.

You are my star, Bert.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Be careful what you wish for, Bert

Perhaps a brisk rubbing of your magic globes will make my genie appear.

 

[Bert Notorius]

You are my star, Bert.

You are my crazy, skinny, GB posterpudium.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

So, it's called a catfight between women; And technically this wouldn't be called a Pissing Contest since it's not a battle of who's dick is bigger...

So what is the correct name for it?

I busted a Bert alt. The rules of Lit require that the bustee create a vanity thread declaring that the buster has been vanquished.

 

[Image]

Perhaps a brisk rubbing of your magic globes will make my genie appear.

There was a time when that would have worked

 

[Sonny Limatina]

See. Way too serious.

I'm picking through 'that' for substance and all there is is sticky ooze.

If you don't like sticky ooze, you should stop jerking off to my posts.

 

[Image]

I busted a Bert alt. The rules of Lit require that the bustee create a vanity thread declaring that the buster has been vanquished.

You guys and your man rules.

So much easier to just scratch an eyeball out or rub sand into her vagina...

 

[Luk]

'cause we sure don't.

It's weird enough to have a person that's not you in your av, but to have two?

 

[Bert Notorius]

I busted a Bert alt. The rules of Lit require that the bustee create a vanity thread declaring that the buster has been vanquished.

See. No one cares what you bust, Sir Golden GB Knight of the General Realm.

Way too serious.

Tsk, tsk.

 

[Bert Notorius]

There was a time when that would have worked

Hmmm.

That could mean, try something else, or

just give up.

 

[Image]

It's weird enough to have a person that's not you in your av, but to have two?

*Ahem* Have you checked your AV lately?

 

[Luk]

*Ahem* Have you checked your AV lately?

Don't be dumb. I never post a real person as an av that's not me.

 

[Bert Notorius]

If you don't like sticky ooze, you should stop jerking off to my posts.

That wouldn't even get me off if Mira Sorvino was sitting on my face as I read out loud.