Songs That Aren't About What You Thought They Were

[Mike Hammer]

Well, of course not. Everyone knows that it was staged in the underground military base where they put those subliminal messages in the Beatles songs. Sheesh.

Exactly!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

luap deirub i.

 

[SINthysist]

My Girl Bill

This thread makes Jim Stafford sound sooooo innocent.

 

[Dillinger]

Anal sex... Anal sex... Anal sex... ANAL SEX! Its all about anal sex.

I love you
You love me
We’re a happy family
With a great big hug and
A kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?

I love you
You love me
We’re best friends like friends
Like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won’t you say you love me too?

YUP - you guessed it... GAY ANAL SEX!

There's only one song I'm absolutely sure IS NOT about anal sex.

Wha, yeah!
C'mon, yeah
Yeah, c'mon, yeah
Yeah, c'mon
Oh, yeah, ma

Yeah, I'm a back door man
I'm a back door man
The men don't know
But the little girl understand...

The way I figure it he's probably having some work done on the front of the house and the only way in is through the kitchen door.

 

[SINthysist]

I wuz in the Kitchen

and Shamus my dog wuz outside...