Son walked on us while having sex

[NOIRTRASH]

Ever wonder what couples did out on the frontier, or during the long wagon ride to California? What port in a storm did newly-weds go to?

My 2nd great grandfather wrote a book about the old times and how people lived. Sex was part of living, and gals stayed pregnant.

 

[hashtag45]

And no birth control or DNA tests to prove paternity either.

My grandad told me a story once, about a village where three kids had the same ginger hair as the priest.

 

[lovecraft68]

How long before Eyer reports this for underage?

And....something tells me that door was not locked. Either that or you should get your son and his Houdini like skills on America's got talent.

 

[Miles Long]

My daughter walked in on us, she was maybe 4 at the time, and we didn't realise she was there until we heard her sweet little voice all wide eyed with wonder "What's that game you two are playing?"

Did you tell her "YAHTZEE!"?

 

[Christobal]

How long before Eyer reports this for underage?

And....something tells me that door was not locked. Either that or you should get your son and his Houdini like skills on America's got talent.

My parents locked the door. When I heard what was going on I decided not to break in. Parents should never have sex. It will scar the children.

 

[Miles Long]

Connect Four.

Thanks to you I'm now thinking up inappropriate board game names to answer with.

 

[Miles Long]

Ticket to Ride?
Sorry?
GUESS WHO?

Hi Ho Cherry-Oh!
Risk
Hungry Hungry Hippo
Candy Land

 

[Hard_Rom]

That is why you should use Vaseline during sex.



You put it on the doorknob so the kids can't get in.

 

[Noor]

I learned how to defeat a privacy lock with a Bic pen at a very young age. Luckily for my parents (and quite possibly myself) they quit fucking after I was conceived.

I thought all kids knew how to defeat privacy locks. How else do you let your baby brother out of the bathroom when they accidentally lock themselves in?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ticket to Ride?
Sorry?
GUESS WHO?

Hi Ho Cherry-Oh!
Risk
Hungry Hungry Hippo
Candy Land

RISK.