son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Saucyminx]

Heavy cream left over from cream puffs for Easter that I need to use before it goes icky. Hmmmm. I'm thinkin Swedish meatballs this weekend. How 1950s! I may break out the fondue pot too and make a party of it.

 

[Saucyminx]

As my dear old friend Aggie used to say, "Girl, you are big and old and ugly enough to know better. Second chances are for chumps."

She was such a grumpy old bat, but when you're right, you're right.

 

[Acktion]

Expect to see a proliferation in the false diagnosis of ADD, ADHD, et.al., in your schools future, and as a direct result, massive drugging of the kids to bring them into such strict conformation. No good will come of these insane policies!

Ok, I must be overmedicated again because that last line I read twice as "... No good will come of these insane potlickers." (Which is what my Uncle used to call children.)

 

[Que]

Apparently YouTube felt my 80's playlist tonight needed updating. It keeps up with ads for One Direction. I don't think it really goes with quality keytar orchestrations.

 

[NightL]

Apparently YouTube felt my 80's playlist tonight needed updating. It keeps up with ads for One Direction. I don't think it really goes with quality keytar orchestrations.

Ah - but that is actually google delivering up advertising based on what they calculate your viewing habits are

 

[Que]

Ah - but that is actually google delivering up advertising based on what they calculate your viewing habits are

Somnambulistic viewing? eek.

- I hope not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Criminal Minds would have me believe all American's are either serial killers or victims. *scurred for and/or of you all*

Not everyone wants to cut you with a knife, ya know?

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I'm definitely in the I want him back stage.. and I'd do anything. Stupid.

 

[Essie1]

When feeling an impending cold/flu coming on, there is truly nothing like ice cream to take away the grumpies.

 

[Saucyminx]

Criminal Minds would have me believe all American's are either serial killers or victims. *scurred for and/or of you all*

I love that show. I think Reed played by Matthew Gray-Gubler (Jesus what a name) is hot since they fixed his hair and started to dress him like an adult. Actually--any of the core group of guys on that show would do quite nicely.

And I'm not a serial killer, it would be much too much work. If I were going to kill people, I would more likely be a spree killer. Take out all the people who irritated me, and then go out in a blaze of glory. No clean-up involved. Not that I would ever do that, ever, because I wouldn't. I'm really sweet, innocent, backwards, reluctant, and shy with minimal anger issues. No really!

Godzilla has decided she is a scarf. A very roochy scarf. She is making it impossible to work today the little skunk.

 

[LikeASnowflake]

Today I feel like pampering myself...

God how I love this roller coaster ride. LOL

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I feel very lucky and fortunate!

 

[pplwatching]

Wow. I was not thinking "Don Jon' would have any depth but I am going to strongly recommend. On the surface it's just a movie but the insight into sexuality in the era of porn and one-night stands has more subtlety in the end than I expected.

My wife and I watched it together on the computer the other day. We both thought that it was surprisingly good. We give it two thumbs up.

 

[imemkay]

35 Days til Disney!

 

[Eilan]

Not everyone wants to cut you with a knife, ya know?

Of course not. They'd rather shoot you. 'Murika! Fuck, yeah!

 

[NippleMuncher]

Of course not. They'd rather shoot you. 'Murika! Fuck, yeah!

LOL plays into something I saw earlier today. Life Hack: shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build up your immunity to being shot!

That made me chuckle

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes, even more beautiful than pmann's magnificent cawk.

Lies. Next she will be making claims of seeing Bigfoot go down on a unicorn.

 

[Emerson40]

35 Days til Disney!

You may enjoy visiting here over the next month, to wet your Mickey Mouse.

 

[imemkay]

You may enjoy visiting here over the next month, to wet your Mickey Mouse.

Interesting! The Wizard of Bras shop made me laugh.

I have to say, I might be slightly more excited than my daughter is. Character dining reservations are made, FastPasses are booked and I must see the "Be Our Guest" commercial 3-5 times a day.

 

[Eilan]

LOL plays into something I saw earlier today. Life Hack: shoot yourself with small caliber bullets to build up your immunity to being shot!

That made me chuckle

I found the pic and had to share it with one of my FB friends.

 

[Saucyminx]

I used to have this sense of cosmic balance and justice. Seems there really is no such thing. I always thought I might just be delusional. Nice to be right about something I suppose.

 

[OTCurve]

This is the most beautiful thing you'll see all day. Do yourself a favour and invest 9minutes in it. Yes, even more beautiful than pmann's magnificent cawk.

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watching-...he-first-time-is-pure-g-1562267586/+jesusdiaz

You're right, that was lovely.

 

[NippleMuncher]

I used to have this sense of cosmic balance and justice. Seems there really is no such thing. I always thought I might just be delusional. Nice to be right about something I suppose.

You're not delusional, apparently you just need a little domination!

 

[Emerson40]

: ( + ♪ ♫ ♩ = : )

 

[LikeASnowflake]

I guess in the end I dodged a big ass bullet.