son of the isolated blurts thread!

[Saucyminx]

Funeral starts in 90 minutes.

With you in thought E.

 

[pplwatching]

I am sorry for your loss. I hope that you find peace and closure with the people that you love.

 

[Saucyminx]

I got to use the word schwanzstucker in a pm, and it just makes me happy.

 

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[Saucyminx]

Apparently it is zombie thread day and I wasn't informed. . . .

 

[Eilan]

Thanks, guys. I feel like shit. Guilty, mostly.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Thanks, guys. I feel like shit. Guilty, mostly.

I know that feeling, I think :-/ After my grandmother died (whole heap of complicated family drama there), one of my family quoted a poem that really summed up what it felt like for me:

The living cannot call the dead collect:
They won't accept the charge, and it reverts.

I don't know if that's any help to you, but it helped me a little. Be kind to yourself, E, I don't know you well but you seem like a good person from all I've seen on the boards.

 

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[Saucyminx]

How can Sylvester Stallone still have that body, yet have the face of a half melted ken doll? What the actual fuck?

 

[imemkay]

yet have the face of a half melted ken doll? What the actual fuck?

LMAO!!!

 

[Saucyminx]

I'd still fuck Van Damme senseless; or for that matter, Jet Li, or Statham, or Willis. Norris I'd do, just so I could say I did.

I just watched The Expendables 2. Those movies just amuse the shit out of me. Absolutely terrible, but I grinned the whole time.

 

[Que]

I'd still fuck Van Damme senseless; or for that matter, Jet Li, or Statham, or Willis. Norris I'd do, just so I could say I did.

I just watched The Expendables 2. Those movies just amuse the shit out of me. Absolutely terrible, but I grinned the whole time.

Statham...I should send that guy a royalty check every time I get laid. Best thing that ever happened to balding, middle aged men. Willis was balding too but somehow no one ever said, yeah you are sexy bald like Willis!

 

[Saucyminx]

Statham...I should send that guy a royalty check every time I get laid. Best thing that ever happened to balding, middle aged men. Willis was balding too but somehow no one ever said, yeah you are sexy bald like Willis!

He would probably appreciate that.

Now see, I always thought Bruce Willis was adorable, and more so after he gave up on the hair. I think it's that lop-sided grin and the fact that in his voice, everything he says sounds absolutely filthy.

 

[Miles Long]

State Fairs are good for the soul. *nodding*

 

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[Lord Pmann]

Trying on slutty lingerie in a quality establishment (i.e. sex supermarket) when all of a sudden.... there's tiny pmann wearing his village people hat and waving around a dildo.

I didn't mean you!!! Wank away!!!!

 

[Saucyminx]

Wow, haven't thought about that in years. . .

Not sure that was a bad thing.

 

[Saucyminx]

Trying on slutty lingerie in a quality establishment (i.e. sex supermarket) when all of a sudden.... there's tiny pmann wearing his village people hat and waving around a dildo.

Pics of the slutty lingerie or it didn't happen. Hubba hubba.

 

[Emerson40]

When the juice is drippin' off your chin,
one peach is not enough!

http://31.media.tumblr.com/83d3a2cd50ec3c76f970a29368b05ebc/tumblr_n9kab3xPTt1qz6f9yo1_r3_250.jpg http://38.media.tumblr.com/778b64bc2eda3baa0426d1773a662c8d/tumblr_n9kab3xPTt1qz6f9yo5_r1_250.jpg

http://38.media.tumblr.com/eeb6fe0141e0f5477e622c78535b1e41/tumblr_n9kab3xPTt1qz6f9yo4_r2_500.jpg

http://38.media.tumblr.com/0fb1a407b82ca1f9a0b2e3a27d321194/tumblr_n9kab3xPTt1qz6f9yo3_r1_500.jpg

 

[NippleMuncher]

Jesus, Emerson, where do you find these things?!?!?!?!

So, I was talking to JtohisPB the other day, and she showed me their wedding rings.

 

[Saucyminx]

Shut your stinking mouth off.

I think I have a new favorite.

 

[imemkay]

Shut your stinking mouth off.

I think I have a new favorite.

It was a pretty funny line, huh? She seems a bit crazy and certainly nobody I would want to work with (especially in a healthcare environment), but it was a great comment. LOL

 

[imemkay]

I just don't get some people. You begged for my help, I (and several other people) went out of my way to get you what you wanted. When you finally get it, you go and do something that you know is gonna bite you in the ass. Not just once, but multiple times. It's like you are purposely trying to sabotage yourself. I just don't get it.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. There isn't going to be a third time.

 

[Saucyminx]

I've said for years, you can't fix stupid.