Son of a ......

[Sinny]

..... bitch! Taking apart and reassembling a drum kit sucks ass. I have three extra screws and my floor tom is slightly askew, even though I keep adjusting the tension screws. Petey? Where did I eff up?

Never again will I ever, ever, ever get a smart idea of going on a New Year's organization bender and decide to swap my jam room with the TV room.

I'm sure everyone in here has spent the day tearing shit apart and putting it back together, right? Right?!? Oh, wait. Am I the only fuckwad who does this stuff on New Year's Day?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Am I the only fuckwad who does this stuff on New Year's Day?

You very well might be

 

[Saint Peter]

Post a picture of the extra screws.

 

[semen4her]

Post a picture of the extra screws on your tits.

This may help.

 

[Sinny]

You very well might be

Well, hiya, stranger. You are looking quite fit. Which pisses me off. Stop working out. You are making the rest of us look tubby.

Post a picture of the extra screws.

I can't post pics from my phone, but I can email them. Do you still have the same email addy?

 

[Image]

I have no idea but I think the marathon, 35+ fucking years of doubles picture sorting that took me 10 days, qualifies for some mention here...

 

[Sinny]

This may help.

For you? Absofukinlutely. I feel a tit montage coming on.

 

[Saint Peter]

Well, hiya, stranger. You are looking quite fit. Which pisses me off. Stop working out. You are making the rest of us look tubby.



I can't post pics from my phone, but I can email them. Do you still have the same email addy?

I do.

 

[semen4her]

I do.

Don't get ahead of yourself.

She was looking for a yes or no answer.

Save it for Vegas.

 

[Sinny]

I have no idea but I think the marathon, 35+ fucking years of doubles picture sorting that took me 10 days, qualifies for some mention here...

Holy fucking shit! That is impressive. I want to send you pics of my newly fashioned craft and scrapbooking room because I am about to embark on an epic marathon of putting together photo albums for the child. One for him, one for me, for each year of his life.

And if anyone says anything flip about my craft room, I will cut you.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Well, hiya, stranger. You are looking quite fit. Which pisses me off. Stop working out. You are making the rest of us look tubby.

Hah! That's not even a recent photo.

And NO! I won't stop. Get your ass moving, woman!

 

[bronzeage]

..... bitch! Taking apart and reassembling a drum kit sucks ass. I have three extra screws and my floor tom is slightly askew, even though I keep adjusting the tension screws. Petey? Where did I eff up?

Never again will I ever, ever, ever get a smart idea of going on a New Year's organization bender and decide to swap my jam room with the TV room.

I'm sure everyone in here has spent the day tearing shit apart and putting it back together, right? Right?!? Oh, wait. Am I the only fuckwad who does this stuff on New Year's Day?

Extra screws when you assemble something for the first time is no big deal. The hardware kit is filled by weight. They don't actually count the screws.

If you have screws left over after working on something, that's different. Tell Tom to get off the floor and take a look at it, while you mix some drinks.

 

[Sinny]

Extra screws when you assemble something for the first time is no big deal. The hardware kit is filled by weight. They don't actually count the screws.

If you have screws left over after working on something, that's different. Tell Tom to get off the floor and take a look at it, while you mix some drinks.

Tom is a worthless piece of shit who never tunes right. I hate him.

 

[bronzeage]

Tom is a worthless piece of shit who never tunes right. I hate him.

I hope he's good looking.

If women don't find you handsome, they better find you handsome. You already ruled out handy.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

PASS theFUCK ing BUTTer PASS theFUCK ing BUTTer PASS theFUCK ing BUTTer PASS theFUCK ing BUTTer

Etc.

 

[Image]

Holy fucking shit! That is impressive. I want to send you pics of my newly fashioned craft and scrapbooking room because I am about to embark on an epic marathon of putting together photo albums for the child. One for him, one for me, for each year of his life.

And if anyone says anything flip about my craft room, I will cut you.

My only advice would be don't put it off! Every year seems to have reproduced exponantially...

 

[Sinny]

I hope he's good looking.

If women don't find you handsome, they better find you handsome. You already ruled out handy.

My cute, handy boyfriend who replaced my faucet and has great hands could kick Tom's ass.

PASS theFUCK ing BUTTer PASS theFUCK ing BUTTer PASS theFUCK ing BUTTer PASS theFUCK ing BUTTer

Etc.

So funny. I use the marching band warmup percussion line song to tune up. I couldn't tell you what it is called, but I can tune anything to it. All those years standing in front of the drum line pay off.

 

[Saint Peter]

Tune that floor tom low. It should boom.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Tune that floor tom low. It should boom.

Something else you whippersnappers can thank Ringo for.

 

[Sinny]

Tune that floor tom low. It should boom.

My drum set is shitty.
The boom is lame.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

My drum set is shitty.
The boom is lame.

Are you on rug or floor? What kind of feet are on it?

 

[Saint Peter]

My drum set is shitty.
The boom is lame.

The tendency is to over tighten toms. Each one has a voice, a sweet spot in which the drum resonates naturally. Toms should boom, not dink!

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you on rug or floor? What kind of feet are on it?

Ringo has smelly feet.

 

[Sinny]

Are you on rug or floor? What kind of feet are on it?

On the rug. Frieze texture. Very stylish color called "golden pecan." Feet are shitty metal. I am happy to email you pics. I just sent Petey pics of my screws and he helped me figure out where my drum assembly skills went asunder.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

On the rug. Frieze texture. Very stylish color called "golden pecan." Feet are shitty metal. I am happy to email you pics. I just sent Petey pics of my screws and he helped me figure out where my drum assembly skills went asunder.

Thick rubber feet.

Order them now.