Sometimes saying hello means saying hello

[canadiancutie]

~I~ would do you, dear.

Just relax and enjoy.

it's a deal.

 

[Killishandra]

CC I am both older and much more of a virgin than the two of you put together.



*picks up flogger* I nominate and elect myself the sex boss of this virgin group. It's my right as oldest virgin here.

*nods* As Domme ( LMAO!) of the group, I back your election to office.

 

[canadiancutie]

CC I am both older and much more of a virgin than the two of you put together.



*picks up flogger* I nominate and elect myself the sex boss of this virgin group. It's my right as oldest virgin here.

well, as the hottest virgin ever, I already lead can't have a sex boss as the leader of a sexless group dear. That being said, you're not canadian

 

[Aeroil]

*nods* As Domme ( LMAO!) of the group, I back your election to office.

Is this our gang or just a wierd group of which's formation I was uninformed?

 

[Aeroil]

well, as the hottest virgin ever, I already lead can't have a sex boss as the leader of a sexless group dear. That being said, you're not canadian

haha, Doin exactly what I said you would, Boss

 

[Killishandra]

Is this our gang or just a wierd group of which's formation I was uninformed?

The latter, of which the former happens to contain most or all of it's members as well.

 

[canadiancutie]

The latter, of which the former happens to contain most or all of it's members as well.

I would like to quit the group?

 

[Aeroil]

I would like to quit the group?

Everyone does.

 

[Marquis]

Thanks! Laughs are fun... I have a very fun, very evil laugh I partake in when imagining testing out my toppy tendencies on CC. She's gotta fly out to ME, though. I am through flying out to North America for awhile.

Yeah, we're all assholes over here.

 

[graceanne]

Actually I'm going to change my profile to 'don't PM me', cause I have yet to have someone PM me saying they wanna be friends, when they really do. The truth is that not all guys are idiots. They know that sending a 'on your knees, slut' pm won't work, so they pretend to want to be my friend, until they think that my guard is down, and then they try to talk me into cybering with them.

Beyond that, I seriously doubt they are dom's, just wanna-be's, or they'd understand that I'm not allowed to cyber! You'd swear the whole concept of being allowed or not allowed to do something is totally foreign to them. I've actually had on ask "Why do you have to do what he tells you to?". I nearly screamed.

And now that I've answered this seriously I can devote my time to the hijackers.

 

[graceanne]

Thanks! Laughs are fun... I have a very fun, very evil laugh I partake in when imagining testing out my toppy tendencies on CC. She's gotta fly out to ME, though. I am through flying out to North America for awhile.

Oh, sure, be that way.

 

[graceanne]

well, as the hottest virgin ever, I already lead can't have a sex boss as the leader of a sexless group dear. That being said, you're not canadian

So what's your little club called? The Cherries?

 

[chris9]

Thanks! Laughs are fun... I have a very fun, very evil laugh I partake in when imagining testing out my toppy tendencies on CC. She's gotta fly out to ME, though. I am through flying out to North America for awhile.

Why don't you fly to Europe then for a change? We are very nice people over here and there's lots and lots to see!

 

[Vixandra]

I keep a Collarme.com profile and I'm one of those evil people that block senders more often then not.
Why- because my profile states I want a female in my area and I keep getting males from all over the world begging to serve me. Honestly- I'm a pretty literate person, even if my spelling sucks, and would rather chat with someone who's literate as well.
If they can't read a simple profile, I don't need to bother with them. So I block them and move on. Bitchy- yeah, but time saving in the end. I shouldn't need a form letter for "no, I want a female sub, nothing you can do will change my mind" replies.

That said- I had a local area Dom pm me after reading one of my journal posts to suggest a dance club (wrote about how a group of girlfriends and I went dancing in LA). That was cool- he wasn't hitting on me, very polite and we exchanged a couple of PM's.

Still haven't found the sub girl I'm looking for but that's okay, I'm not on a time line or schedule here.
Though that'd be funny...
Monday- work
Tuesday- find fem sub
Wed- beat fem sub & play in hot tub
Thurs- work
etc....

yeah, too weird.

 

[catalina_francisco]

You have my empathy O'Mac as I have found the same. We do advertise, but we also have approached people who have a similar lifestyle and/or interests outside just D/s with an idea of being friendly and if local, perhaps going out for a drink/dinner and fun chat sometime just as a social thing, no intimate relationship or swapping or sharing involved. LOL, it seems it is usually regarded as a strange thing to want to do for some and obviously must be another way to try and get them interested sexually.....ah, no....most do not fit what we are looking for in that department..chatting would do just fine.

Catalina

 

[O'Mac]

What the?! What's with all the replies? Certainly more of a response then I ever expected. This shows me for going to sleep.

<Shatner voice on> Too...many....points....to agree....and...discuss. <Shanter voice off>

First off: Canadiancutie, I'm sure it won't be long for you. (I don't even know what the hell that means)

Private Label: Ice-breaking questions are always good and yes, I think some people may mistake "chatting" for cyber-sex.

Marquis: Preaching to the choir? Damn, and I can't hold a tune.

Vixandra: I want a hot tub now.

Chris9: The Europe is the shit! (That's a good thing). All the football and binge-drinking you want. Though I have to admit with all my years over there, I got no sweet action. May have been due to all the time I spent watching football and binge-frinking.

Aeroil: I do hope you find those magic beans again. Keep that dream alive! (Now I'm making no sense).

Graceanne: You're deep introspective socio-political opinions are only surpased by your beauty.

That's it. I need more sleep. It's only going to go downhill from here.

 

[Moleculor]

Just figured I should chime in and say: Virginity is underrated. Don't suddenly get frustrated and decide you don't care who you lose it to, just so you can lose it.

 

[Killishandra]

Just figured I should chime in and say: Virginity is underrated. Don't suddenly get frustrated and decide you don't care who you lose it to, just so you can lose it.

I lost mine to my hairbrush handle at age 14.

It still doesn't respect me!

 

[catalina_francisco]

LOL, I am just puzzled as to the frequency of virgins on a porn board of people most think of as extreme perverts at the very least. How the heck do they survive intact in such an environment...and how do some of them seem to kow so much about all the ins and outs (pun intended), sensations etc., if they have never tried it? I suggest we begin physical examinations just to check....think I'll nominate Shadowsdream and Netzach as the leaders and directors of the inspection team. All virgins begin signing up for their in depth, intimate and personal examination.....cookies will be passed out to the waiting line by gracie.

Catalina

 

[chris9]

LOL, I am just puzzled as to the frequency of virgins on a porn board of people most think of as extreme perverts at the very least. How the heck do they survive intact in such an environment...and how do some of them seem to kow so much about all the ins and outs (pun intended), sensations etc., if they have never tried it? I suggest we begin physical examinations just to check....think I'll nominate Shadowsdream and Netzach as the leaders and directors of the inspection team. All virgins begin signing up for their in depth, intimate and personal examination.....cookies will be passed out to the waiting line by gracie.

Catalina

I want to be a virgin again...

 

[Kajira Callista]

while we are on the topic... is a person a virgin til they get fucked...or do you become unvirgin from any form of penetration? I say...if you are penetrated, be it plastic or flesh you are popped and thats that.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I want to be a virgin again...

LOL, naughty girl....you just want one of those lovely ladies plundering your depths mercilessly!!!! ...oh and free cookies. Shame on you. Hmmmm, I have a feeling after the exam, most will no longer technically be a virgin.

Catalina

 

[catalina_francisco]

while we are on the topic... is a person a virgin til they get fucked...or do you become unvirgin from any form of penetration? I say...if you are penetrated, be it plastic or flesh you are popped and thats that.

LOL, I'm with you......no unpopped corks here soon!! We better let Shadowsdream and Netzach know their services are required here urgently.

Catalina

 

[Sir_Winston54]

<snip>think I'll nominate Shadowsdream and Netzach as the leaders and directors of the inspection team.

:: Raises hand :: I'll volunteer to be a part of the inspection team.

And you're right about after the exam...

 

[catalina_francisco]

:: Raises hand :: I'll volunteer to be a part of the inspection team.

And you're right about after the exam...

LOL, good....I think it might be fair to have inspectors from both genders....just to make sure everyone is taken care of properly of course.

Catalina