sometimes i rub teatree oil around & in my bumhole

[dolf]

because it makes it feels cool and tingly.

...my bumhole prob'ly smells nicer than yours.

 

[rosco rathbone]

gnarly

 

[TANG GOD]

aren't you scared of farting and igniting a flame del culo.

 

[Aquagal]

Wow, that made me cringe. I can't even handle those warming/cooling lubes. The one time I did I had to jump in the shower immediately to rinse that off.

Ouch.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

lol... that's good to know

 

[warrior queen]

Lol - and people say I share too much!

Seriously though.... doesn't that sting like all fuck?

 

[thør]

No anal tonight.

Bad Girl.

 

[dolf]

aren't you scared of farting and igniting a flame del culo.

fart? moi??

Wow, that made me cringe. I can't even handle those warming/cooling lubes. The one time I did I had to jump in the shower immediately to rinse that off.

Ouch.

it's not a proper ouch. it's just a tingle.
i won't get a proper ouch for nine days

 

[dolf]

Lol - and people say I share too much!

Seriously though.... doesn't that sting like all fuck?

i've had a shithole of a day so you bastards have to humour me.
seriously.

and that's the point.

No anal tonight.

Bad Girl.

no... this is a problem. if i wasn't such a total commitmentphobic i'd have to find a more conveniently located abuser.

 

[richard_daily]

because it makes it feels cool and tingly.

...my bumhole prob'ly smells nicer than yours.

pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[Saint Peter]

Luckiest. Q-tip. Ever.

 

[dolf]

pictures or it didn't happen.

you've seen my bumhole already.
don't you get bored of the pics?

 

[thør]

this is a problem. if i wasn't such a total commitmentphobic i'd have to find a more conveniently located abuser.

Admission of a problem is the first step to solving it.

 

[dolf]

Luckiest. Q-tip. Ever.

paint your bellend white

 

[warrior queen]

i've had a shithole of a day so you bastards have to humour me.
seriously.

and that's the point.

no... this is a problem. if i wasn't such a total commitmentphobic i'd have to find a more conveniently located abuser.

Why have you had a shitty day?
Seems to be a common theme - pink and try are also moaning about not having a good start to the year.

I've had a GREAT start to 2013, and apart from having to drive to the city in hell-heat today, it looks like it's going to stay that way.

 

[Saint Peter]

paint your bellend white

And cover up my tattoos?

Never.

 

[dolf]

Admission of a problem is the first step to solving it.

is it a problem?

 

[Aquagal]

Will you be applying it for the next 9 days? Wait, 8. Or does he also like the teatree oil burning?

 

[blobfish]

And cover up my tattoos?

Never.

You forgot to sign into your WQ alt.

 

[warrior queen]

You forgot to sign into your WQ alt.

Wow!
That's reaching, and not in the good way.

 

[dolf]

Why have you had a shitty day?
Seems to be a common theme - pink and try are also moaning about not having a good start to the year.

I've had a GREAT start to 2013, and apart from having to drive to the city in hell-heat today, it looks like it's going to stay that way.

did cpr. first time. she stayed dead.

why was pink bummed out?

 

[Sinny]

Nipple clamps, stat!

 

[richard_daily]

you've seen my bumhole already.
don't you get bored of the pics?

I only got ones while you were sleeping and/or roofied. I need some better action shots.

 

[thør]

is it a problem?

You said problem first.

 

[blobfish]

And WTF is teatree oil? It sounds like something the Weird Sisters would use.