Its a VW Golf, just it uses diesel, ask mark and blue... I started it up on their driveway a few weekends back, choked the crap outta them it did
I deserve to live to 80 regardless
damn your bossy wench
Well maybe if you said it was a car in the first place instead of trying to be all fancy
Hmmm, we'll see about that
It's not me
I do as I'm told and I'm being told the film starts in ten, nope hang on, make that eight
Fancy?? Not my fault you didn't know what I was on about
teell him i said 'push off'
Oooooo
I will, I'll elaborate slightly and say Joey said push the fuck off is that o.k?
absolutely
right the fuck out of my way..i want my way with his 'woman'
absolutely
right the fuck out of my way..i want my way with his 'woman'
damn it, i scared him off again..
Damnit Joey...You could have got in before the film started
You didn't scare Him off...He spent all day persuading your beautiful lady to join us as well as charging the batteries for the camera
I'll sneak in next time, think he'll be able to see us though, in the dark?
don't think it would take too much persuading on his part
A joke I heard! but still something that makes you think.
Will I live to see 80?
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink scotch, beer or wine?''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex ?' No,' I said. He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'
