Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[barefootgirl69]

Acorns falling on your head making you think the sky is falling, causing you to panic and have a heartattack.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Banana peal slip and fall on a huge fork in the dish drainer.

 

[Foxalady]

Deepthroat face fuck with a huge cock that cums deep inside your throat

 

[cheekygirl75]

Causing @barefootgirl69 to go into a homicidal rage by skipping a letter

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Effortlessly having your dick cut off by a pissed off wife.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Furnace Explosion

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Gila Monsters on a Rampage.

 

[pinkparkhorse]

Ice cream in such large amounts your guts explode

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Juggling axes

 

[ABiGuy84]

KIDS!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Lions entering your tent while camping in Africa.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Mistletoe if Ingested

 

[cheekygirl75]

Napalm

 

[_valkyrie_]

Ostrich stampede.

 

[P_j93]

Orbital kinetic strike

 

[ABiGuy84]

Pickaxe

 

[Polranny]

Querulous qualia birds

 

[Wand3rlust]

Really rubbish rhymes.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Seriously salacious southern songbirds of Savannah selling slurpees

 

[P_j93]

Seriously salacious southern songbirds of Savannah selling slurpees

I was recently in savannah, I barely escaped the songbirds

 

[barefootgirl69]

Twister when you're over 40 - the kind you play with friends.

*limps away*

 

[Trubbycat]

Ululating ungulates under unusual circumstances

 

[Matt7195]

Viral video laughter asphyxiation

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wankers.

 

[Trubbycat]

Xenolinguistic absolutists