Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Seokrocks]

Eyeing @Wand3rlust

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Death stares.

Nah, those ain’t kind enough to end the torment themselves.

Evil eyes, elbowed epiglottis, everted endocraniae

 

[Seokrocks]

Forgetting to go to the next letter…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Gauging (and trusting!) your browser's ability to keep up with all the brilliance being posted

 

[MiaBabe23]

Governors and government who can’t or choose not to govern well

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nah, those ain’t kind enough to end the torment themselves.

Evil eyes, elbowed epiglottis, everted endocraniae

Who said I wanted to end it?

Haughtily hyperthermic hyperventilating harridans harassing hellish humans.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Intense iguanas intent on invading Indonesian institutes in individual industries

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Juvembie jumping-jack juice

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Killer koalas from Kilimanjaro kicking kids' kidneys

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Loquacious locusts looking & leaping liverwards, living lusty lives

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Manically magical manatees mandated to migrate miraculously with motorized microships

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Naughty nude nymph's nasty nipples

 

[Trubbycat]

Ornery ostriches occupying orthodontists' offices

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Peckerheads perpetuating perpetual pimento pickle penetration

 

[ABiGuy84]

Quicksand

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Rapid Rodent Rotation

 

[Wand3rlust]

Stabbing

 

[Pad_Foot]

Death by SnuSnu Of course

Taking on Wand3rlust in a posting battle

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Death by SnuSnu

Of course

Also not going in alphabetic order of doom!

Testicular torsion to terminal teleological testament.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Understanding posts can go at the same time and get edited can blow some people’s minds

 

[ABiGuy84]

Vermicious Knids

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wicked witches what wield wild wantonesque ways

 

[Pad_Foot]

Wishing too hard for a friend to message

Xpecting that dm at any second .. or the next

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You’re yanking no yodels at your youthful usage of tech - which implies silent technical DOOOOOOOM might well befall you!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ziplining over the Grand Canyon while testing the strength of thongs being stronger than dental floss .