Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[~Elizabeth~]

Viking bloodbath

 

[orangecurious]

Wildly Vocalising what you think of the huge muscled man in front of you in the supermarket queue as he fumbles around or his money and the line gets longer

(took so long to type i got beaten to it)

 

[Trubbycat]

X-Men in a bad mood

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Yaks stampeding

 

[snexxer]

Zulu warriors at rorkes drift

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Angry chimpanzees that you stole bananas from.

 

[high99]

Banana bunches swung by baboons

 

[CuriousRick]

Crazy colorful cockatoos

 

[high99]

Daiquiris laced with poison.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Eating the wrong kind of mushroom

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Fucking with someone’s spouse.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Getting stalked by a mountain lion.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Homerun ball to the head

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Intoxicated elephant trampling you on the African plains.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Kissing an electrical socket?

 

[Gamine67]

Licking a Lion

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Mauled by bears

 

[Pad_Foot]

A venomous voracious vulva!?
Noooo

Noodles that love to fill your lungs

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nincompoop driving a car.

 

[Trubbycat]

Octopus neck squeeze

 

[ABiGuy84]

Prime Delivery Drivers

 

[hairball18]

Queen Camillas face.

 

[Venefica]

Razorblade

 

[teazme]

Stake through the heart