Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Xerxes82]

Yelling "Nobody move, this is a stick up!" at an NRA convention.

 

[AlexBailey]

Zebras. They can be very agressive.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Anal sex with a chainsaw

 

[fisherfella]

Bull riding

 

[kurrginatorX]

Crotchety old men--hordes of them, beating you down.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dildo shot out of cannon impaling you.

 

[BoredAtHome71]

Elephant stomping your ass out.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Fornicating on the Titanic and not realizing it’s sinking

 

[done_got_old]

Grabbing a hand grenade as it goes off.

 

[DeckardNYC]

(brain fart. nothing to see here. move along)

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hamster going berserk and slicing your vugular

 

[DeckardNYC]

Hamster going berserk and slicing your vugular

Insatiable EMO women who give you a little cut after every orgasm, and we all know what 1,000 cuts do . . .

 

[mnbreastluver]

Jerking off thinking your Benjamin Franklin while flying a kite with a a key attached and the other end tied to your penis during a lightening storm.

 

[done_got_old]

Kissing piranhas when they're hungry.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Licking an electric eel.

 

[done_got_old]

Mating with rabid dogs.

 

[mickyp123]

Nuclear explosion

 

[VoraciousValue]

Orgasming in the electric chair. Shocking!

 

[HardRunner85]

Piranha attack!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Quietly waking up Bigfoot by slapping his balls.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Running headlong into an operating plane propeller.

 

[done_got_old]

sliding head first into a lion with an open mouth

 

[mnbreastluver]

Teasing a bulls testicles

 

[kurrginatorX]

Upsetting Don Corleone

 

[done_got_old]

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