Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[mnbreastluver]

Zapped by lightening fucking on the 18th hole of a golf course.

 

[AlexBailey]

Apnea diving in deep water with heavy weights.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Being on a reality tv show, and while on it, you have to jump in a giant pool of jello, survive, eat some, than get addicted to jello and die from too much sugar

 

[done_got_old]

choking while trying to suck a 9" dick

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Diving off a cliff into shark infested waters.

 

[jasonmason]

Eating poisoned food.

 

[done_got_old]

Falling from the 123rd floor of a building.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Growing hard in a live light socket.

 

[Xerxes82]

Happening upon a pack of ravenous wolves

 

[Cyberbella]

Ice pick to the throat

 

[Xerxes82]

Jumping out into traffic on a busy highway.

 

[Cyberbella]

Kangaroo kick to the head.

 

[Xerxes82]

Looking at the cursed video from The Ring

 

[OxfordJack]

Mainlining anti freeze

 

[fisherfella]

Not looking both ways while one crosses the street..

 

[mnbreastluver]

Opening elevator door and stepping in with no elevator

 

[Xerxes82]

Presenting an autocrat with reform demands.

 

[done_got_old]

quill attack by rabid porcupines

 

[mnbreastluver]

Rabid hamster attack

 

[done_got_old]

sex...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Teasing a hippo

 

[done_got_old]

using too much crack

 

[mnbreastluver]

Very thin ice when trying to cross it.

 

[done_got_old]

Wading in quicksand.

 

[mnbreastluver]

X cross skiing and get eaten by a pack of wolves.