Something that will kill you ... ABC order (V.3)

[Sunshinecitygirl]

Walrus attack

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Xenomorph

 

[mnbreastluver]

YellowFever

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Zee Germans!

 

[Lancelot2688]

Avalanche

 

[twisteroo]

Bowling ball dropped on your head from a 3rd floor window.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Cutthroat island, literally

 

[coachdb18]

Diving into an empty swimming pool

 

[papadoc19]

Ebola

 

[coachdb18]

Fangs of the Black Mamba

 

[Mrtenant]

Garage door slamming down on my penis

 

[rob_4u2]

Hemlock tea

 

[twisteroo]

Idiot shooting you.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Jumping rope with barb wire

 

[papadoc19]

Killer Bees

 

[Lia Monde]

Ludicrously leaping from a cliff.

 

[MsLead]

Minding your own business during a stickup

 

[coachdb18]

Noodling for catfish... and finding a water moccasin instead

 

[MsLead]

Orgasming in front of your mother in law......die of embarrassment!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

peeing on an energized electric heater....

 

[MsLead]

Q having Jeff smile at you all night....die of exhaustion!! Hi Jeff...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Q having Jeff smile at you all night....die of exhaustion!! Hi Jeff...

Really? It is exhausting to be smiled at? Or exhausting to try and evade my relentless stalking?

Oh, and hi back at ya....

 

[MsLead]

Really? It is exhausting to be smiled at? Or exhausting to try and evade my relentless stalking?

Oh, and hi back at ya....

Si senor....your continual command for me to cum which makes you smile with Glee...would exhaust me! How do!!!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Si senor....your continual command for me to cum which makes you smile with Glee...would exhaust me! How do!!!

That which exhausts...doesn't kill though...I hope!

 

[MsLead]

U would bee correct...but hopefully my folly has not distracted you while operating heavy machinery while under the influence of Benadryl thus ending your life unseasonably early....