Something that will kill you ... ABC order (V.3)

[lowphat]

Extreme car chasing

 

[Iceprincess12]

Floggers gone wild

 

[Lia Monde]

Getting gummed by ravenous, toothless seniors.

 

[LinusRules]

Hiding from someone in Jeffrey Dahmer's apartment.

 

[done_got_old]

Ingesting Typhoid Mary's meals.

 

[ttenney]

Jumping from a plane and forgetting your parachute.

 

[wildebird]

Krispy Kreme doughnuts - a dozen a day...but, what a sweet way to go!

 

[LinusRules]

Listening to your music really loud while walking down the train tracks

 

[wildebird]

Making such a ruckus while singing boisterously in your car that you incite road rage

 

[Iceprincess12]

Neurosurgery when your Dr learned by playing the game Operation.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Open heart surgery with plastic eating knives.

 

[papadoc19]

Plague

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Quarantined with a deranged escape mental health victim!!

 

[LinusRules]

Running with scissors with your laces undone

 

[twisteroo]

Stabbing yourself in the ear with an ice pick.

 

[wildebird]

Tornado chasing

 

[LinusRules]

Unlocking the containment area of those cute gorillas at the Bronx Zoo

 

[wildebird]

Unlocking the containment area of those cute gorillas at the Bronx Zoo

Velociraptors escaping from the inner bowels of the Bronx Zoo

 

[LinusRules]

Winging it when putting together your own fireworks display

 

[wildebird]

Xenophobic impulsive disorder causing you to hitch a ride on the next spacecraft leaving Cape Canaveral...clinging to the outside of the vessel

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Yardwork for someone with EXTREME asthsma...

 

[wildebird]

Zebra stampede! Wildebeests too!

 

[pvt_addiction]

Alligator bite

 

[LinusRules]

Busting a move while working in the sausage factory.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Carton of lit cigarettes and you fall asleep