Something that will kill you ... ABC order (V.3)

[twisteroo]

Otter smacking you on a rock till you crack open.

 

[papadoc19]

Plague

 

[LinusRules]

Quakers (they only come off as nice and non-violent)

 

[jaynedixon]

Really high falls!

 

[ttenney]

Staggering drunk into oncoming traffic.

 

[LinusRules]

Taking a trolls security blanket

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Ugandan dictators.

 

[LinusRules]

Vying for Kim Jong Un's sisters attention

 

[EmpressJosephine]

War
' .

 

[LinusRules]

Xstasy and Red Bull all night

 

[jaynedixon]

Yellow fever. Get your vaccinations!!!

 

[LinusRules]

Zoning out and forgetting to get your Yellow Fever vaccination

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Walking into a stampede for Girl Scout cookies.

 

[LinusRules]

Walking into a stampede for Girl Scout cookies.

Antagonizing BlackCaramelCreme by suggesting she's been pulled over for DUI's so many times she intuitively recites the alphabet backwards.

*places tail between legs and hides under bed*

 

[Down4fun91]

[ Nothing Here ]

 

[John Blackhawk]

Beautiful women with red hair and green eyes

 

[LinusRules]

Cooling yourself by jumping naked into the Arctic Ocean for an hour or so.

 

[scots1920]

Dystopia...

 

[LinusRules]

Eschewing the advice to not try the close up selfie with the pride of lions while on safari

 

[scots1920]

Falling down an abandoned mineshaft.

 

[papadoc19]

Gangrene

 

[RossieOregon]

Horsing around a gorilla.

 

[walkingeagle]

Impregnating a mobsters daughter

 

[LinusRules]

Jousting in the ocean against a swordfish

 

[woodworker_]

kissing frogs...poison dart frogs, which do NOT become princes.