Something about Playboy Mag I Just noticed for the first time.

[Phoenyx]

they Girl must sunbathe in the nude.
None have Tan lines anywhere.

 

[modest mouse]

Nope.

Just a skilled man with an airbrush.

Hardly ever a mole, freckle, or anything other than that luster. Just boring to me.

 

[Asendin]

not that i read playboy maybe in my teen years but im sure they do

 

[estevie]

no, its called 'tan in a bottle', sorry to burst your bubble!

 

[Spinaroonie]

they Girl must sunbathe in the nude.
None have Tan lines anywhere.

Sunbathe? No, they go into the cancer chabers AKA Tannning booths

 

[Moridin187]

Hardly ever a mole, freckle, or anything other than that luster. Just boring to me.

I agree wholeheartedly mouse... They're so perfect it's like they're not even real... Which many of them aren't in some ways, eheh

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Re: Something about Playboy Mag I Just noticed for the first time.

Sunbathe? No, they go into the cancer chabers AKA Tannning booths

no, its called 'tan in a bottle', sorry to burst your bubble!

Nope.

Just a skilled man with an airbrush.

Hardly ever a mole, freckle, or anything other than that luster. Just boring to me.

You guys had to destroy my fantasy didnt you. i was all set to have a nce wild dream and you guys had to destroy it like my hope and dreams. Well thank you very much...



sobs uncontrolably..... I thought they were nice people here

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Re: Re: Something about Playboy Mag I Just noticed for the first time.

You guys had to destroy my fantasy didnt you. i was all set to have a nce wild dream and you guys had to destroy it like my hope and dreams. Well thank you very much...

sobs uncontrolably..... I thought they were nice people here

We are... Look, Trust me, ya don't want to settle down with them, given twenty years, they'll have leathery skin and cancer. It won't be pretty.... However, if they can get you into the mansion... Go for it.

 

[Moridin187]

don't forget the rock-hard implants!

And if you get into the mansion, frigging bring me!

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Something about Playboy Mag I Just noticed for the first time.

We are... Look, Trust me, ya don't want to settle down with them, given twenty years, they'll have leathery skin and cancer. It won't be pretty.... However, if they can get you into the mansion... Go for it.

Who said anythig about settiling down.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Nope.
Hardly ever a mole, freckle, or anything other than that luster. Just boring to me.

Yep, freckles are beauty spots.. ask any Redhead

 

[Spinaroonie]

don't forget the rock-hard implants!

And if you get into the mansion, frigging bring me!

Let's ALL go!

 

[Phoenyx]

thanks to you guys ruining my fantasy I just dropped and broke a gold rimmed bowl at my house.. thanks.

 

[batter]

hmmmm

i dont see any tan lines on estevie either.
what a coincidence!

 

[registered "^^"]

I like looking for the rabbit on every cover...........

 

[nasty]

Damn

I thought this was gonna be about the articles.

 

[Phoenyx]

Re: Damn

I thought this was gonna be about the articles.

I read the articles as well.



Stop laughing I do.

 

[nasty]

Actually, I do, too.

 

[lilminx]

One summer I stayed with guys who subscribed to Playboy. The articles actually ARE interesting.

 

[Phoenyx]

especially where she tells us her lies and dislikes.

 

[The Nitelight]

Most Playboy models are actually fifty year old men.
It's amazing the illusion a skilled airbrush artist can create.........