Some people here might find this funny

[Azwed]

This is making the rounds of all the automtive sites and is funny but some of you might not get it.

I still wonder if it is real or not.

http://forums.audiworld.com/a4/msgs/1567770.phtml

 

[ozraven]

Under "fuckwit", in the Oxforf English Dictionary, you will just see a link to that article.........

 

[Azwed]

Hehe glad someone liked it. I was wondering if I should explain the whole extrude hone process but then thought I would kill the joke if I did that.

Hell most people would not want to read me explain the whole freaking process.

 

[Sillyman]

So I take pouring sugar in my gas tank some my exhaust will smell like candy is a bad idea?

 

[Azwed]

So I take pouring sugar in my gas tank some my exhaust will smell like candy is a bad idea?

A guy I worked with had something like this happen.

His six or seven year old son put Sweet tea in his very nice 1970 Buick Skylark.

Oh man was he pissed luckly no real damage was done but he had to pull the gas tank out and have it pressure washed clean.

 

[nimbus9]

I love the guy who said he did it and gained 33 hp... lamo

 

[LadyG]

Omigod. ROFL.

Thank God it was a guy that did that

 

[unclej]

i hope to god that it's a joke 'cause i don't want to think that someone that dumb could actually be out on the streets at the same time as me.

 

[Azwed]

bump

 

[freakygirl]

*chuckles*

So.. ummm like putting sand in the engine is a bad thing, right?

 

[ozraven]

*chuckles*

So.. ummm like putting sand in the engine is a bad thing, right?

No, shit no, don't get the wrong idea, they used river sand obviously, if they'dve used refined washed beach sand, well thats a whole different outcome!

 

[SuprSalor]

And heres another Brainiac:


Mall Ninja

 

[freakygirl]

LOL

So I want to make sure I use clean sand? Is that what you are telling me?

 

[ozraven]

LOL

So I want to make sure I use clean sand? Is that what you are telling me?

Absolutely!!!!!


"This advice is given on the basis of all knowledge known at the time said advice was sought, and shall not constitute a warranting any fuckups that occur as a result of following said advice, just in case said knowledge was slightly deficient

 

[ozraven]

And heres another Brainiac:


Mall Ninja

That is just plain scary!

 

[freakygirl]

As soon as I get my car back out of the shop.. I'm doing a tune up.

How many bags of sand do you think I'll need?

 

[ozraven]

As soon as I get my car back out of the shop.. I'm doing a tune up.

How many bags of sand do you think I'll need?

Is it a 6 or an 8?

 

[freakygirl]

Is it a 6 or an 8?

3.5-liter V6

 

[Azwed]

3.5-liter V6

I think you need 35 lbs of sand then.

 

[freakygirl]

Another important question:

In a closed garage or in the open driveway?

Oh another one.

Sunny day, Overcast day or rainy day?


And another

wet or dry sand?

 

[ozraven]

Another important question:

In a closed garage or in the open driveway?

Oh another one.

Sunny day, Overcast day or rainy day?


And another

wet or dry sand?

Azwed has the right of it, about 10 lbs per cubic litre.....

Weather is not a factor, in fact shitty weather is good, because less people will see you being nong (in the unlikely event things should turn out wrong).

Definately wet, didn't you catch the washing part?, noone said anything about drying it........Sheeees that would be stooopid!

 

[Azwed]

Azwed has the right of it, about 10 lbs per cubic litre.....

Liters are always cubic dude.

 

[ozraven]

Liters are always cubic dude.

Actually, there's a few Liters that just might try that.......

Probably should put a warning on the first post, some kind of disclaimer!