some of the things i know today

[Soulen]

i woke up too early. i'm ok with it just this once.
my morning tea is delicious.
dolfs av is magnificent.
i'm not looking forward to the rest of my morning.
healthy bread isn't all that bad...as long as it's coated in jam and cream cheese.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm awake too early.


It is what it is.


Drinking coffee and snacking on raisin bread toast with butter.

 

[dolf]

good morning, corrupter of bread

i'm still in/on bed, in my undercrackers, with wet hair.
i'll start getting on with my day... eventually.
and my breakfast contained chocolate.

 

[Soulen]

good morning, corrupter of bread

i'm still in/on bed, in my undercrackers, with wet hair.
i'll start getting on with my day... eventually.
and my breakfast contained chocolate.

more things i know:

i'm calling underwear "undercrackers" from now on.
chocolate sounds tastier than healthy bread.
there is bird shit on my window.

 

[Smittenkitten_]

I think I would have liked to sleep longer but I had a good happy morning nonetheless.
Walked a good bit.
Now to play some games.

 

[Soulen]

something else i know.

i am unhappy with this av. i require a new one.

 

[dolf]

more things i know:

i'm calling underwear "undercrackers" from now on.
chocolate sounds tastier than healthy bread.
there is bird shit on my window.

well birds need to go somewhere.

why are you eating healthy bread? are you trying to stay trim? fretting about your cholesterol? a closet food masochist? it makes me want a fry up.

something else i know.

i am unhappy with this av. i require a new one.

ingrate! how about a pic of an ant's head erupting?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Good to know...

 

[dolf]

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

dolf, my gorgeous...




I just can't take kbate this early in the morning... post kittens...

 

[warrior queen]

some of the things I know today

The liquid inside an LCD monitor is yellow.
Shoeboxes apparently migrate to under my kidley beans bed.
Trying to pick up a week-old dead lamb requires a shovel.

Strange day!

 

[Soulen]

well birds need to go somewhere.

why are you eating healthy bread? are you trying to stay trim? fretting about your cholesterol? a closet food masochist? it makes me want a fry up.

ingrate! how about a pic of an ant's head erupting?

birds need to go elsewhere.

i'm eating healthy bread becau...wait a minute. i see what you did there.

do i look fat in this robe?

you can take your erupting ant-head and shove it up our.....wait. just

 

[Soulen]

what are you trying to say?

 

[dolf]

dolf, my gorgeous...

I just can't take kbate this early in the morning... post kittens...

she's going to be scathingly sarcastic at you for that.

birds need to go elsewhere.

i'm eating healthy bread becau...wait a minute. i see what you did there.

do i look fat in this robe?

you can take your erupting ant-head and shove it up our.....wait. just

birdist bastard!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Nothing's gonna change that.

This has something to do with that:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/08/the_soul-crushing_scorched-earth_battle_for_gay_marriage.html

 

[RobDownSouth]

Nothing's gonna change that.

This has something to do with that:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/08/the_soul-crushing_scorched-earth_battle_for_gay_marriage.html

Yeah, gay marriage is a "clear and present danger" to the families of self-loathing "reformed homosexuals" such as yourself.

 

[MonaLittle]

Things I know today.

My coffee is strong.
It's gorgeous outside.
Im going to take a long run.
I love my alarm clock.

 

[Soulen]

Nothing's gonna change that.

This has something to do with that:

http://www.americanthinker.com/2012/08/the_soul-crushing_scorched-earth_battle_for_gay_marriage.html

Yeah, gay marriage is a "clear and present danger" to the families of self-loathing "reformed homosexuals" such as yourself.

bitches.

you need slapping.

 

[dolf]

i know i'll have reason to smile today.

 

[MonaLittle]

Im envious.

 

[blobfish]

Hi Soulen. I got a new old shirt today.

 

[butters]

just because i've not done it before, doesn't mean to say i can't do it.

 

[ivantheterrible]

woke up with a slight hang over and waaayyyy too early.
i hate mornings. takes me all day to just wake up.
i love movies. way too much.
and i realized this morning that a neighbor is hinting around for me to fuck his wife. dude, you are in your 60's, you aren't fucking her for a reason, she's not getting laid elsewhere either for a reason. don't ask me to do what you should be doing.

 

[canadianpenny]

One more day of me not having sex. Not even with myself