Some kinda' bizatch be in da crib

[Mistress]

word.

 

[Phoenyx]

word.

wazzup gee?

 

[Mistress]

Not much dude, I is plum tryin' t' play it diesel

 

[TygerEyez]

Oh, mah da damn Lord! Da bomb! If it aint da damn sexiest, jive babe in da
whole world! It be mah goat, Mistress!

Yo' ass know whut I think? I think one day, sucka's be fixin' t' git pissed
'nuff an' plum bust a cap in our asses?

Dat be, if they kin stop droolin' fust. Whut do yo' ass think?

 

[Wanderer D]

Hey Mistress, how be yo' ass doin' tonight. I caint wait until we git togetha'
again an' hang out. Ya' know? We gots'ta have some kinda' falls out, maybe git
yo' ass anotha' tattoo. Spot yo' ass lata' babe.

 

[Phoenyx]

Oh, mah da damn Lord! Da bomb! If it aint da damn sexiest, jive babe in da
whole world! It be mah goat, Mistress!

Yo' ass know whut I think? I think one day, sucka's be fixin' t' git pissed
'nuff an' plum bust a cap in our asses?

Dat be, if they kin stop droolin' fust. Whut do yo' ass think?

dat you be frontin.!!

you aint got cohones to o dat!

 

[Mistress]

Hey bizatch! What a ripoff. I wuz haid-scratchin' where yo' ass wuz! Yo' ass be right babe, somecat gonna drool den bust our asses! Da bomb!

 

[Mistress]

Hey Mistress, how be yo' ass doin' tonight. I caint wait until we git togetha'
again an' hang out. Ya' know? We gots'ta have some kinda' falls out, maybe git
yo' ass anotha' tattoo. Spot yo' ass lata' babe.

I be doin' great love, plum some chillin' in da house relaxin'....an' jivin' wit' mah ho Tygereyez

 

[scylis]

*fumbling through Slang Dictionary*

"would you like to pet my weasel while the cuccumber tissue is in season"..... ??? that CAN'T be right!!

*continues to fumble through dictionary*

fuckbeans....

 

[Mistress]

*fumbling through Slang Dictionary*

"would you like to pet my weasel while the cuccumber tissue is in season"..... ??? that CAN'T be right!!

*continues to fumble through dictionary*

fuckbeans....

ROFL,I be fallin' out mah ass off right now, yo' one funny dude!

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Scylis wins.

 

[Wanderer D]

Dat's diesel. I is watchin' idiot box, drinkin' some soda an' relaxin'. True
dat.


Tygereyez be right. No dude dat doesn't think she be da damn sexiest shit in da
world be whack.

 

[Mistress]

hey, who said anyone would be winnin' shit? dis be mah thraid damnit an' I is jivin

 

[TygerEyez]

*fumbling through Slang Dictionary*

"would you like to pet my weasel while the cuccumber tissue is in season"..... ??? that CAN'T be right!!

*continues to fumble through dictionary*

fuckbeans....

"would yo' ass likes t' pet mah waisel while da damn cuccumba' tissue be in saison"

Wait some minute! Yo' ass fuck bains? Yo' ass nasty tiny-ass dude yo' ass! Dose-dair po' bains...

So's, Scylis? Be yo' ass da giva' o' da damn receiva' o' dose-dair supa' fine bains? Slap mah 'fro!

 

[Mistress]

Dat's diesel. I is watchin' idiot box, drinkin' some soda an' relaxin'. True
dat.


Tygereyez be right. No dude dat doesn't think she be da damn sexiest shit in da
world be whack.

I haih' dat! Word.

 

[Mistress]

"would yo' ass likes t' pet mah waisel while da damn cuccumba' tissue be in saison"

Wait some minute! Yo' ass fuck bains? Yo' ass nasty tiny-ass dude yo' ass! Dose-dair po' bains...

So's, Scylis? Be yo' ass da giva' o' da damn receiva' o' dose-dair supa' fine bains? Slap mah 'fro!

I be pissin' in mah drawa's!
ROFL!

 

[AzureAngel]

Plum in case anyone cares, I have no drawa's on. Step off, Pharoah. Dat's right. None. I know u r plum draimin' o' da damn glory dat be mah drawa's lackin' body. I duzn't blame yo' ass.I draim o' da damn same shit every night. Even in da showa', I caint think o' anythin' but havin' mah drawa's off. Plum likes I do now. Woah, Nellie!

Plaise touch mah aih'.

 

[Wanderer D]

I is rollin' on da flo' fallin' out so's rock mah sides hurt!

 

[Mistress]

Plum in case anyone cares, I have no drawa's on. Step off, Pharoah. Dat's right. None. I know u r plum draimin' o' da damn glory dat be mah drawa's lackin' body. I duzn't blame yo' ass.I draim o' da damn same shit every night. Even in da showa', I caint think o' anythin' but havin' mah drawa's off. Plum likes I do now. Woah, Nellie!

Plaise touch mah aih'.

R-O-A-fuckin'-R 'espense roah'!

 

[TygerEyez]

An' now, 4 some tiny-ass culture... via Jive, dig dis:

"Romeo, Romeo. Where be yo' ass Romeo?"

 

[MechaBlade]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. How is everyone....
oh wait, wrong thread.

Some of you guys need work on your ghetto speak.

 

[Wanderer D]

T' be, o' not t' be. Dat be da damn quesshun.

How be dat 4 culture? No diggety.

 

[AzureAngel]

Mah ears be so's sensitive, I aint kiddin'. Yo' ass touch them, I gots'ta plum bust a cap in mah load right den an' dair. Sheeeiit. Hell, yo' ass plum blow on them an' I gots'ta be cryin' out 4 sweet mercy. I is horny 4 aih' acshun, an' I need it now.

 

[JazzManJim]

What up, G?

 

[Mistress]

Mah ears be so's sensitive, I aint kiddin'. Yo' ass touch them, I gots'ta plum bust a cap in mah load right den an' dair. Sheeeiit. Hell, yo' ass plum blow on them an' I gots'ta be cryin' out 4 sweet mercy. I is horny 4 aih' acshun, an' I need it now.

Oh oh oh O-H! Oh da damn Lord oh da damn Lord oh da damn Lord DAMN STRAIGHT
'espense DAMN STRAIGHT 'espense..mmm fuck!