So what do you do when...

[Gilly Bean]

You are at home alone, and horney as all get out, with no man!


-grumbles-


Yeah, I know toys. But, I have a few, and well... they just are not interesting me right now. I want the real thing. Or close to!

 

[Tyrael]

That's when I pop my fave porn video into the vcr and see how many times I can get off.

My record is at 5 times!

 

[Southern37]

You are at home alone, and horney as all get out, with no man!

Your supposed to call ME!!! Write that down so you dont forget.

 

[Gilly Bean]

But Southern... I don't have a number

 

[Southern37]

But Southern... I don't have a number

911 and have me dispatched!

 

[Gilly Bean]

-giggles- I can just imagine the call now...


Quick, operator, this is an emergency!
State the emergency please.
I.. well... I can't, it's embaressing
Ma'am, we can't help unless you tell me your problem.
But.. well, Get Southern37, I'll tell Southern!
Ma'am, we don't have a Southern37 here.
But.. but... this was the number I was given!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Go here: http://www.literotica.com.

I think they have stories.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I'm always home alone horny and with no man.

but i don't want a man so that's okay.

 

[Vinny]

Same thing

Calling 911

Dispatch; Sir whats the emergency
Vinny; Maam my cock is on fire
Dispatcher; Sir what is on fire
Vinny; Maam I said my C O C K is on fire
Dispatcher; Well put it out sir
Vinny; Maam thats why I am calling you, I need help with that

 

[perks]

-giggles- I can just imagine the call now...


Quick, operator, this is an emergency!
State the emergency please.
I.. well... I can't, it's embaressing
Ma'am, we can't help unless you tell me your problem.
But.. well, Get Southern37, I'll tell Southern!
Ma'am, we don't have a Southern37 here.
But.. but... this was the number I was given!

draw?......*snicker*

 

[Guest]

pop one of those 4 hour porn tapes into the vcr and get out the lube.....

 

[Southern37]

-giggles- I can just imagine the call now...


Quick, operator, this is an emergency!
State the emergency please.
I.. well... I can't, it's embaressing
Ma'am, we can't help unless you tell me your problem.
But.. well, Get Southern37, I'll tell Southern!
Ma'am, we don't have a Southern37 here.
But.. but... this was the number I was given!

NO WAY! They know me at dispatch!!!...I'll bet you have a 4 alarm fire burning down there.....huh?

 

[Gilly Bean]

ROFL



I have heard there are stories here, Dix... in fact, how the hell you think I got this way?!?!?!?



No porn tapes

GRRR.... god, my body is burning up!

My skin is getting sooooo sensitive.

My nipples are straining against my shirt

and there is a damn spot in my jeans.

 

[Guest]

The stories here have gotten me into the same predicament several times!

 

[Vinny]

ROFL



I have heard there are stories here, Dix... in fact, how the hell you think I got this way?!?!?!?



No porn tapes

GRRR.... god, my body is burning up!

My skin is getting sooooo sensitive.

My nipples are straining against my shirt

and there is a damn spot in my jeans.

Thats why I wear BVD's with a hole in them so when Captain Happy pops up, he can get out and get some air

 

[Southern37]

GRRR.... god, my body is burning up!

My skin is getting sooooo sensitive.

My nipples are straining against my shirt

and there is a damn spot in my jeans.

You keep writing like that and I'm gonna call YOU!

 

[perks]

Thats why I wear BVD's with a hole in them so when Captain Happy pops up, he can get out and get some air

captain happy....I feel like saluting, but my hands are busy

 

[Vinny]

salute

captain happy....I feel like saluting, but my hands are busy

If you salute he will shed a sticky tear for you

 

[perks]

Re: salute

If you salute he will shed a sticky tear for you

<licking my lips>......is anyone else hungry all of a sudden?

 

[Gilly Bean]

My skin is absolutly on fire

My belly feels like liquid

my skin feels so soft, so warm


and I havn't even touched myself yet....

 

[Vinny]

Quench

Perky

Quench your hunger with the tears flowing from the Captain

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: Re: salute

<licking my lips>......is anyone else hungry all of a sudden?

YES, GOD YES



My mouth is watering, puckering... it needs SOMETHING... my fingers... they need to feel warm, pulsating skin beneath them.

 

[Vinny]

Re: Re: Re: salute

YES, GOD YES



My mouth is watering, puckering... it needs SOMETHING... my fingers... they need to feel warm, pulsating skin beneath them.

Them beautiful lips of yours are enough to make me pulsate

 

[Gilly Bean]

-sighs-


How is it that one thing can make you go from being on fire, to having a bucket of ice cold water thrown on you?

 

[Vinny]

Whats wrong

-sighs-


How is it that one thing can make you go from being on fire, to having a bucket of ice cold water thrown on you?

What happenned are you ok?