So what am I? 5 yrs old or something??

[Nora]

I'm sitting here at my desk eating my revolting turkey & dressing tv dinner and I realize that on a semi-conscious level I'm telling myself (in my head, of course) that I can't eat any more of the stuffing 'til I finish my vegetables.

Why the fuck can't I? Who said? I can eat just the stuffing and leave the turkey and the green beans if I wanna and NOBODY can do a damned thing about it! I'm an adult now, dammit!




So, of course I finished my green beans. *sigh* I'm such a pussy.

 

[QuickDuck]

I'm sitting here at my desk eating my revolting turkey & dressing tv dinner and I realize that on a semi-conscious level I'm telling myself (in my head, of course) that I can't eat any more of the stuffing 'til I finish my vegetables.

Why the fuck can't I? Who said? I can eat just the stuffing and leave the turkey and the green beans if I wanna and NOBODY can do a damned thing about it! I'm an adult now, dammit!




So, of course I finished my green beans. *sigh* I'm such a pussy.

if you don't finish them, will you stamp your feet?

 

[Chicklet]

lol

well if you're 5 you have no business on this site <wags finger>

 

[Eumenides]

I thought that was my job.

Now, eat your veggies!

 

[QuickDuck]

I thought that was my job.

Now, eat your veggies!

and you little miss.... shoudl be in bed.

its a school night

 

[Franchino]

vegy is good for tummy

 

[ma_guy]

What? Yer 5 now? When did you sneak a b-day in there?

 

[modest mouse]

Do you put yourself in the naughty chair?

(Great post)

 

[tortoise]

I'm sitting here at my desk eating my revolting turkey & dressing tv dinner and I realize that on a semi-conscious level I'm telling myself (in my head, of course) that I can't eat any more of the stuffing 'til I finish my vegetables.

Why the fuck can't I? Who said? I can eat just the stuffing and leave the turkey and the green beans if I wanna and NOBODY can do a damned thing about it! I'm an adult now, dammit!




So, of course I finished my green beans. *sigh* I'm such a pussy.

<snort>

Adorable.

 

[Nora]

LOL Chicklet! I'm a precocious brat, aint' I?

Ducky, I'll stamp my feet even if I don't finish them.

Eumenides, you are the best pussy there is.

 

[Blindinthedark]

That's ok Nora.
I never eat my celery.

 

[Nora]

MA_guy, yes I did and you missed it. WHERE'S MY PRESENTS!!??


Thanks, Mouse. Yes, I do that. I mean, I know you meant your post to be sorta flip, but I do that too. More rewards than punishments, though. My vice is procrastination. So it's like "ok, Nora (no, I don't call myself that, but for the sake of privacy, let's say I do), you can't have another cup of coffee 'til you finish the backup on PeopleSoft." That sorta thang.

Thanks, Tortoise. Come cook for me so I don't have to eat these horrid, horrid tv dinner things!!

 

[Nora]

That's ok Nora.
I never eat my celery.

Make you a deal? You eat my carrots and I'll eat your celery. =)

 

[Eumenides]

and you little miss.... shoudl be in bed.

its a school night

It's seven thirty, duck daddy.

 

[Sillyman]

Don't force yourself to eat stuff you don't want to. Find someone else to inflict it on.

My grandfather used to have to be bribed with pie to get him to eat his peas.

 

[zipman]

Funny thread

It always has pissed me off when I am cooking dinner for a girlfriend and she wants to have a cookie or something sweet before the meal.

Before I can stop myself, I always say "what, you want to ruin your appetite?"

 

[ma_guy]

MA_guy, yes I did and you missed it. WHERE'S MY PRESENTS!!??

Sorry.. I've only got one present for ya but it'll get bigger if ya play wid it!

 

[Blindinthedark]

Make you a deal? You eat my carrots and I'll eat your celery. =)

Done. I think that's a fine deal.
Anyone else want to trade food they don't like?

 

[Nora]

Re: Funny thread

It always has pissed me off when I am cooking dinner for a girlfriend and she wants to have a cookie or something sweet before the meal.

Before I can stop myself, I always say "what, you want to ruin your appetite?"

hahahaha! I've had to stop doing that with my hubby. I found myself turning into my mom just a leeeeeettle too much! *grins*

*knocks on MA_Guy's door* Umm...can MA_Guy come out and play?


BITD, we *so* have a deal! I'll also eat your brussells sprouts if you eat my zucchini.

 

[Blindinthedark]

Re: Re: Funny thread

...
BITD, we *so* have a deal! I'll also eat your brussells sprouts if you eat my zucchini.

Can't stand zucchini
Maybe my eggplant though. Brussells sprouts are the lesser of 2 evils.

 

[Nora]

No, I like eggplant. Hrmm.

Ok, we need to find someone to eat our zucchini. Actually, pretty much all squash. ICKY!

 

[Romial]

Give me seafood any day.

 

[Blindinthedark]

No, I like eggplant. Hrmm.

Ok, we need to find someone to eat our zucchini. Actually, pretty much all squash. ICKY!

Well the gf likes it. I'll get her to lick some. You're more than welcome to watch!
I like to heh heh.

 

[Agent99]

*mother intonation*

No dessert for you, till you finish your vegetables and the rest of your dinner.


Don't you realize there are children all over the world starving? And you wasting food like this!

 

[QuickDuck]

It's seven thirty, duck daddy.

and this is an excuse ... why? *folds arms and taps foot*