The 5 craziest situations in which you have been fucked or have fucked someone

Ooo this sounds fun! Here are mine in chronological order:
  • At the back of church in the middle of mass
  • In the middle of the football field in the morning before class
  • During my bachelorette party by the two strippers which ended up being my very first threesome
  • In Vegas with four guys that I had just met that night
  • My manager in his office during the middle of the work day with everyone just outside
A woman after my own heart.
 
In the ocean while others were close by. I pulled my wife’s bikini to the side as I was behind her….i slipped my cock right in as I reached around rubbing her clit from the front.

It was quite funny afterwards because we were trying not to make a face or a sound as we came. We were laughing about how hard it was to cum without making any facial expressions, lol
 
1) fucked my wife in her grandparents bed while they were in the next room, very squeaky bed….

2) fucked my wife on the tailgate of my truck, and her parents drove in just as I pulled out of her

3) fucking the woman I was cheating with, from behind with her hands on the window with lights on in a hotel overlooking i-88

4) fucked my wife in a pool while her brother fucked his gf against the opposite side of the pool

5) fucked my wife in the living room while her brother fucked his gf in the dining room, in a race to see who could make us cum faster (as the yelled progress reports to each other)
 
1) fucked my wife in her grandparents bed while they were in the next room, very squeaky bed….

2) fucked my wife on the tailgate of my truck, and her parents drove in just as I pulled out of her

3) fucking the woman I was cheating with, from behind with her hands on the window with lights on in a hotel overlooking i-88

4) fucked my wife in a pool while her brother fucked his gf against the opposite side of the pool

5) fucked my wife in the living room while her brother fucked his gf in the dining room, in a race to see who could make us cum faster (as the yelled progress reports to each other)
Interesting brother/sister dynamic!
 
I guess most of my adventures have been pretty routine. I have been fucked on a hiking trail and while sitting on the tailgate of a pickup truck. Also while leaning on the tailgate while standing and taking it from behind. Perhaps the most unusual was on a picnic table in a park while it was totally dark. I could not even see the guy fucking me but I could feel him just fine.
 
Ooo this sounds fun! Here are mine in chronological order:
  • At the back of church in the middle of mass
  • In the middle of the football field in the morning before class
  • During my bachelorette party by the two strippers which ended up being my very first threesome
  • In Vegas with four guys that I had just met that night
  • My manager in his office during the middle of the work day with everyone just outside
I would absolutely love to hear more about the bachelorette party story!
 
Sooo many to choose from....

  1. Fucked my first gf, many times through the night, in the guest room bed of my 9th grade biology teacher's house. This was the year after she had us both in class. Fine ass teacher, and nice house.
  2. Same gf got a wild hair in a regular movie theater, sitting in the back row (during The English Patient, lol), and basically gave me a lap dance for the better part of 30min. There were probably 10 other people in the theater in front of us, none of them moved in a way that showed they noticed. I didn't last long as soon as she decided it was a good time to let me bareback inside her pussy for the first time.
  3. College gf, after a few rounds of body shots in one of our apartments, started telling the other girls about my cock and how much she loved our fuck sessions. Towards the end of the night, the crowd started thinning and the mates who lived there retired to their rooms, but one of the other girls stuck around. My gf needed to suck my cock and invited the other girl to partake. They spent a long time sharing me, didn't get to fuck, but thats the best BJ/facial I've ever experienced.
  4. Fucked gf (eventually wife) in the 1st floor sauna of our apartment building. Small space maybe big enough for 6-8 people, sauna was between the laundry room and admin office, so there was no shortage of traffic. She was bent over using the door handle, partly to brace against the door and partly to keep anyone from entering without her approval. She was able to see through the porthole style window, and swears at least two women made eye contact and knew what was happening, I think she was paranoid.
  5. At a beach resort in Cabo, we were in the pool with friends for happy hour drinks. A very drunk rather unattractive younger woman started heavily flirting with me, in front of her fiance who she was marrying on the beach the next day. Wife thought it was hot and hilarious and encouraged it for a good hour. I played along but had enough of being near this lush and entertaining our friends, and bounced to the other side of the large resort pool, into one of the lagoons. After having a good laugh with our friends, the wife found me and reclaimed me by stroking, sucking, and fucking me in the pool as the afternoon crowd thinned out. At least one other couple knew exactly what we were doing and as soon as my wife noticed, she came as enthusiastically as she could. I didn't last much longer before filling her pussy right there in the pool. At wife's request, I was not quiet about it either.
 
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lol, I wish I didn’t have so many to choose from,

1) during a trip from North Carolina to South Carolina, girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to give me a blowjob then try to sit on my lap. It was technically sex, I guess, but it was damn unsexy and nerve-wrackinging. It was a quiet country road and I’m still a bit surprised we didn’t die. Also, porn movies make the logistics of driver seat sex look a lot simpler than they are.

2) end zone of our university’s football stadium., it was after-hours and the area was essentially deserted. Girlfriend at the time was interning in the athletic department and had access to keys to most sports facilities and offices. We fucked in a bunch of interesting places that year, but doggy-style in the stadium on a very nice September evening was probably my favorite.

3) good Catholic girl and I slipped out of Mass immediately after communion, ran over to her sorority house -which was literally next to our church - and began tearing our clothes off as soon as we were in the house. Bent her over a dresser in her room and watched people file out of church while I pounded her ass. Lol, later we realized window was open, though we were probably too far away for anyone to hear us over the street noise.

4) ran into a divorced acquaintance at a pig roast and reminded her she had promised to call me when she was ready to start dating, but never had. She responded by unzipping my pants and giving me a scorching blowjob outdoors on a picnic table that left me barely able to stand upright. We’d both had a bit to drink, but weren’t that drunk and she was mostly your typical 40-ish soccer mom, so I was surprised to say the least. No idea how many people saw us night, but a few people have made oddly suggestive comments to me over the years whenever the pig roast gets mentioned, so I assume at least some of the people saw us.

5) Riding in a suv with the same woman as above. It’s me, her, and three college students. One of the kids is driving, I am in the passenger seat, she is in the back with a college kid on either side, She’s wearing a modest sundress that nevertheless shows off a great pair of legs and a bit of cleavage. A couple minutes into the ride, she crosses her legs and laughs at a joke, and both of the kids in the back tent their pants. Kids spend the rest the drive fidgeting as they tried to hide their erections and not stare at her legs or closet. I had a good-sized erection myself by the time the kids dropped us off and we ended up fucking up against my jeep in the rain.
 
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1-1st time (and only) with a man
2-threesome with 2 of my female emplyeees.
3-first time cross dressed with my wife
4-going to friends house just to have sex in next room.
5-in back of my suv in a dark golf course parking lot.
Not too insane
 
An ex-girlfriend of mine and I were wandering around downtown Toronto

There’s a nice hotel downtown called the Royal York
So we went in
Took the elevator up to the top floor so that we can have a view of the city
We had no money we just kind of wandering around

Whatever floor we ended up on there was a banquet set up maybe a wedding reception or something like that
We went inside
No one was around
Nice view of the city she said do you wanna

I fucked her from behind over top of the head table
 
1. Fucked a married woman while her husband was asleep in the next room.

2. Fucked a Spanish girl underneath public hotel stairs in a hotel.

3. Fucked a married woman when her husband went out leaving us together for a short time to collect something.

4. Fucked my ex wife on a full size snooker table in a country house hotel. Later we found out that the reception staff had been watching on CCTV.

5. I was given a handjob on an empty plane by a vickers daughter.
I’d like to introduce you to my wife 😉
 
In my 50's and after reading these have never felt so 'unaccomplished'. But now need to follow this post to provide inspiration to realize opportunity in the future!
FYI, was in a job for 20+ years that "getting g caught" would have resulted in loss of said job. So never even really considered anything like this.
 
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