So We're Finally Ready To Cast...

[Bob Peale]

...the first Lit Action Adventure Movie:

Men That Die Impossible But Have A Lethal Weapon

What role do you want?

Me, I don't want the Scatman Crothers role - you know, the wizened old guy that really has a clue and dies before the opening credits.

Nor do I really want to be a good guy. Let's face it, the bad guys get more play, and the good girls (unless their names appear above the credits) resemble boarding school dilettantes (and I don't mean that in a good way).

I want to be The Left Hand of Evil. That guy that gets to wear charcoal gray and come in and out of scenes leavimg a Giorgio Armani swathed wake of carnage behind without getting a smudge on his sunglasses. The one that doesn't even have to speak until the last 15 minutes when the plans of the Overlord are being thwarted and I have to explain how everybody else fucked up.

Depending on the writer, I'm either second to last to die or I survive the climactic battle between the Overlord and the Annoying Good Guy, and I get top billing in the sequel.

So who do you want to be?

 

[sunstruck]

I want to be the evil you are the left hand of. I would love to play the ultimate villiness.

I'd want a chair that is thronelike, but not a throne. I'd straighten my hair and make it a darker red to play into the whole devil thing.

I would of course be bent on world domination, but I'd have reasonable goals. Like say, taking over all the porn sites on the web to fill the pop ups with subliminal suggestions.

I would of course have large muscled henchmen to do my dirty work and carry me around. I would also have and incredibly wicked laugh that easily echoed through hall and such.

Naturally all of my clothing would have to be dark leather and skin tight. My weapon of choice would be a Vo (big fighting stick) and a rapier wit.

 

[metal_minx]

i want to be the cute sidekick who gets deviously tortured by the bad guys yummy fun! and saved by the hero who i end up with at the end of the movie. therefore i get double play '-)~

 

[Summery]

i want to be the cute sidekick who gets deviously tortured by the bad guys yummy fun! and saved by the hero who i end up with at the end of the movie. therefore i get double play '-)~

I like the sound of that role. But, I was never any good at being a sidekick. Can't I just create some kind of role of being Princess of Porn. Bringing pleasure to both the good guy and the evil villians.
Oooo and I want to be able to read peoples naughty little minds!

 

[sabbathstorm]

Since villainess is taken, I want to be the smart and sexy chick. The one that always pisses off the hero

 

[metal_minx]

princess of porn...good one

hmm going by my av i look more evil and devious than a cute sidekick though

 

[badasschick]

I wanna be the chick with all the cool toys and gadgets.


Oooo, and vehicles! Got to have badass vehicles!

 

[perks]

I want to be the funny bit part character that is shown throughout the movie and gets all the best lines.

 

[Guest]

 

[Summery]

I guess I am just a greedy little wench. I want both the good guy and the villian.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I don't want to be the Hero eather. who cares if he gets the leading lady......

I always like some of the other lady's best.

I want to be the dark loaner that always pulls the hero's ass out of the fire and is full of surpirses

 

[Bob Peale]

I guess I am just a greedy little wench. I want both the good guy and the villian.

That's called the producer's wife

 

[Summery]

That's called the producer's wife

Is that what you call it?

So, whos the producer around here?

 

[naudiz]

I want to be the mad scientist who builds some kind of doomsday device, then double-crosses everyone.

No, Mr. Bond -- I expect you to DIE! Muahahahahaha!

 

[Rhys]

I wanna be the anti-hero. Sort of film noir-ish...The hero with no past and a cynical future.

yeah. cool.

 

[pipercatt]

can I be the kooky comic relief? If not an obscure cameo would do just fine.

 

[Siren]

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I am stumped.......

what do you guys think is a good role for me?

You'd be the seductive voice in the heroes dream that draws him to the villain, and their final deadly clash.

 

[Eagle70]

Me? Well, anyone remember my old av? The flexing pic?

Quite simply: I'm the Enforcer...either the strong man for the good guys, or the nasty killer for the bad guys.

Ever wonder how in movies, the "hero" strong guys are always stupid, but they're never referred to as such, where the bad guys strongmen are played as fucking idiodic goons, and constantly reminded of how stupid they are?

 

[Siren]

 

[JazzManJim]

I'd like to claim the role of either:

1) The eccentric sidekick who's always there to save the heroe's ass and gets a cute chick at the end 'cause under all that eccentricity, he's a good guy, or

2) The club owner with the beautiful women surroundiung him to whom the hero comes for a safehouse and some hardware.