So, some jerk claims that there is a "no cock" rule here.

[yevkassem72]

If so, who set it? A unilateral policy to which I didn't agree....bastard needs to wake up and see that there is plenty of cock on plenty of threads. Hello, this is an adult forum. Hell of a place to impose such a rule without any authority to do so.

 

[JohnnySavage]

^^^cock-hound!

 

[semen4her]

If so, who set it? A unilateral policy to which I didn't agree....bastard needs to wake up and see that there is plenty of cock on plenty of threads. Hello, this is an adult forum. Hell of a place to impose such a rule without any authority to do so.

No cock Av's.

Reported!

 

[Wife of Bath]

*points and laughs* look, a dick!

 

[semen4her]

^^^cock-hound!

He loves the cock.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Forum Rules

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12. AV's displaying male genitallia are permitted on all fetish boards, but not on the General Board. Users are advised to change or delete any violating AV's prior to joining the General Board.

...

I don't make the rules, I just agree with them

No Cock Zone!!!!

 

[yevkassem72]

I don't make the rules, I just agree with thme

No Cock Zone!!!!

Link, monsieur?

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

No cocks allowed, except for me. Grandfather clause.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Link, monsieur?

I'm not your secretary, do your own research before posting on different boards.

And it's very rude of you to personally attack me after I was just trying to welcome you to the GB and make your stay here more enjoyable.

I'm reporting you.

 

[yevkassem72]

Aside from the obvious injustice of such a double standard, show me the link. I don't see a rules thread.

 

[yevkassem72]

I'm not your secretary, do your own research before posting on different boards.

And it's very rude of you to personally attack me after I was just trying to welcome you to the GB and make your stay here more enjoyable.

I'm reporting you.

Not attacking anyone. I have yet to see proof of this rule, in the form of a link. If I see said proof, then I will change it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Aside from the obvious injustice of such a double standard, show me the link. I don't see a rules thread.

I just showed you! Is English not your native language?

The report was submitted. Expect your account to be deleted post haste.

 

[thør]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xIudXurPUBI/TLdx0RxF2fI/AAAAAAAAAEc/KjGuK4p46Zk/s1600/Untitled.png

 

[yevkassem72]

I was very generous and changed it, even though I still haven't seen any link to that effect. A quote doesn't equal a link.

 

[yevkassem72]

I just showed you! Is English not your native language?

The report was submitted. Expect your account to be deleted post haste.

That was a quote, not a link. And no, English is not my native language. That's beside the point.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Not attacking anyone. I have yet to see proof of this rule, in the form of a link. If I see said proof, then I will change it.

You called me names in the other thread, and you called me a jerk in the title of this very thread. You are a disruptive user and the Admins assured me you would be dealt with.

Good day to you, Sir.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I was very generous and changed it, even though I still haven't seen any link to that effect. A quote doesn't equal a link.

Thank you. You are now in compliance. Enjoy your stay.

I should say though, the reports are out of my hands.

 

[yevkassem72]

I have yet to see a damn link.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have yet to see a damn link.

The rules are down the bottom of the page on the skin I am using. You may be using a different skin and the link may be located somewhere else.

It says"Forum Rules" on mine

 

[lovecraft68]

I was very generous and changed it, even though I still haven't seen any link to that effect. A quote doesn't equal a link.

There are no links to any of the rules, but if you go to the pic threads you'll see the mods go on binges and delete a shitload of pics. Then wander off and don't pay attention for another six months.

Lits rules are all passed on by word of mouth like urban legends, and they're enforced only when they feel like it. I'll give you the alleged rules for the story side.

No underage, but if you;re clever you can say things like "budding breasts" and have the girls say things like "Daddy wanna make cummies" and it flies cause the auther said in a note all characters are 18 and authors don't lie!

No Rape. They say that if at some point in a story the woman does not enjoy sex and its forced all the way through they will not allow it. Yeah okay they have an entire Non consent section, but non consent is not the same as rape (and don't show up in search engines under rape so its okay)

No bestiality. IN the non human section if a horse has a horn it is no longer a horse but a unicorn. They are mythical and it is okay because a woman sucking a unicorns cock is nothing like sucking a horse's, nothing I tell you.

There are your rules. Break them whenever you feel like it.

 

[yevkassem72]

There are no links to any of the rules, but if you go to the pic threads you'll see the mods go on binges and delete a shitload of pics. Then wander off and don't pay attention for another six months.

Lits rules are all passed on by word of mouth like urban legends, and they're enforced only when they feel like it. I'll give you the alleged rules for the story side.

No underage, but if you;re clever you can say things like "budding breasts" and have the girls say things like "Daddy wanna make cummies" and it flies cause the auther said in a note all characters are 18 and authors don't lie!

No Rape. They say that if at some point in a story the woman does not enjoy sex and its forced all the way through they will not allow it. Yeah okay they have an entire Non consent section, but non consent is not the same as rape (and don't show up in search engines under rape so its okay)

No bestiality. IN the non human section if a horse has a horn it is no longer a horse but a unicorn. They are mythical and it is okay because a woman sucking a unicorns cock is nothing like sucking a horse's, nothing I tell you.

There are your rules. Break them whenever you feel like it.

That's more or less what I thought.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Maybe I have the version of Lit + with more features. But for the love of the baby jesus, can't you dunderheads see a link at the bottom of the page that says:


Literotica.com - Forum Rules - Contact Us - Archive - Top



The biggest word there is "literotica" and you've seen that one often enough to know what it means.

christ on a cracker.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

The OP did not get the "no cock" memo? I have to talk to that Lit intern lady. Probably left those little sticky notes under Manu's desk.

 

[lovetoread]

The only one allowed to post cock pictures is Manu, and he is shy.

 

[yevkassem72]

http://www.literotica.com/support/forum_rules.shtml

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Those are the actual listed rules. Didn't see a damn thing about "no cocks" there at all.