So I'm fixin to have a birthday here...

[cleaver]

Most of you are on the list. There's gonna be cake and a pinata. A whole staff of help to cater to your whimsies. There's a bunch of bathrooms and first rate food. There's an open bar too. Drink up. Oh yeah... we're taping all of it. Yeah, I know, they don't tape anymore, so we're doing the digital thing as well. There will be celebrities and a pony ride. Pictures with Cher. Bumper cars. You'll be there. Turn right at the secret forum. When prompted say the first thing that springs to mind. The judges are paid to be lax this day. I'm fixin to have a birthday here...

 

[Morcheeba]

So many October birthdays = so many bored people doing nothing for entertainment but fornicating during the harsh cold...

Happy Happy

 

[cleaver]

So many October birthdays = so many bored people doing nothing for entertainment but fornicating during the harsh cold

Happy Happy

You are, without a doubt, the coolest mofo I've met here ever. You get to swing at the pinata first and a couple of times after. You an Octo-brah too, opal?

 

[XdOu™]

another ALT

 

[TeeTee]

Fixin' to say Happy Birthday...
This better be a costume party, else I'm in the wrong place.

 

[cleaver]

Yes indeed. It's a costume ball with masks and favors. Gal at the door checks the list, but you're on it. I checked. That is you in the av, right? Awwright! Now we got a parteee! Keys in the bowl for the mix and munch later!

 

[CandiCame]

Happy Birthday!!

 

[cleaver]

You're a dear and thank you. Come on in and partner up. Or posse up and hoot and holler. There's a coat check and real Czech, an HIV check and a bunch of chicks and chucks with body art. Girl blows fire from her hoohoo and there's a loveable whackadoo who's into communal pony play. Yeah, that's a tail. Still time til the big day. Amazon up a gift or two and get yourself some libations. Doctor that's coming has pills and we're 420 friendly.

 

[CandiCame]

You're a dear and thank you. Come on in and partner up. Or posse up and hoot and holler. There's a coat check and real Czech, an HIV check and a bunch of chicks and chucks with body art. Girl blows fire from her hoohoo and there's a loveable whackadoo who's into communal pony play. Yeah, that's a tail. Still time til the big day. Amazon up a gift or two and get yourself some libations. Doctor that's coming has pills and we're 420 friendly.

I carry my "I don't have HIV" paper around in my wallet.

 

[cleaver]

I carry my "I don't have HIV" paper around in my wallet.

That is so damned cool! It is hip and neat and mannered and prepared. I had my birthday here, alright... and I had some unprotected sex that was both hot and... hot and good. I've got the same kind of papers...

"You've got paypahs? Show yer paypahs!"

...but they weren't needed this time.

Whose 'paypahs' would you demand to see, before you notched them from here? Who would you notch on their word alone? I gotta list!

Nevermind. It's too complex. Happy fucking birthday!

You know that Scorpio gets screwed now... 7 days only (in the realsies)!!!

 

[butters]

costume party's good with me, no favours asked, no quarter taken - now get that music playin' and let's set tha floor alight

i got you a mic - let's partayyyyy

 

[Lorilei]

I'm not much of a hugger, but I would give you a birthday hug.

 

[cleaver]

costume party's good with me, no favours asked, no quarter taken - now get that music playin' and let's set tha floor alight

i got you a mic - let's partayyyyy

I'm not much of a hugger, but I would give you a birthday hug.

You two are danger... And I'd gladly fuck with you both!... One of you for the accent and the other for the accent and there's an ipod full of ripped tunes and a closet full of contacts! Love and kisses!

~cleaver~

 

[dolf]

for your birthday i want to give you my cold.

come get some germs!

 

[cleaver]

My sweets... with great thanks i appreciate this most personal of gifts! I'm immune you know. We've the same germs. It pisses off the mullies! I hid and then didn't and then shared smoked meats with a small few... and a really good pate'. It was indulgent, I know. But... it cleared my sinuses. Creamed spinach too, from scratch! I wanted shoes... but...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

So many October birthdays

Happy Happy

my brother an father are october babies too.

is the month of the scorpions. lol

 

[girlsmiley]

for your birthday i want to give you my cold.

come get some germs!

Ew...

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

for your birthday i want to give you my cold.

come get some germs!

 

[cleaver]

my brother an father are october babies too.

is the month of the scorpions. lol

Like I said - the Scorpios get screwed cosmically. The ecliptic only plays in Scorpio for something like 7 days now... poor bastards. October's hogged by the creatives! Besides, I'm busy harboring Dolph's germs... watch the video...

 

[blobfish]

What does a birthday mean to you? To me, it means that it's been one year longer since Happy Days was cancelled. Sure, it had pretty much devolved into Fonzie Days by the end, but it was still watchable, and those first few years were great. Every May 22, I realize that I'm older, and that before I know it, I'll be gone like Richie's brother.

Anyway, this is about you, not about me. As a child of October, you of all people should realize how deeply you connect with the pumpkin. You had an umbilical cord instead of a vine, but that's where the differences end. Whether you want it or not, life is going to scoop out your guts, thrust its knife into your skin, and carve its perverted design into your face. You're a gourd, sitting on a stoop, but your candle burns longer. That doesn't mean you can't enjoy life! Live it up!

Keep on grinning.

 

[dolf]

you have to harbour me too.
me & my germs stick together.

 

[blobfish]

Bullshit. They'll hop the first train to doorknobville if you give them half a sneeze.

 

[cleaver]

Awwww, Blobby... what a fine and semi thought through gift! Prodigious inanity is kind of a gift. As you know, I've striven for minimalisticinanity. Pumpkins, odd dates and Fonzie could coddle dozens of inane thoughts - hundreds of disparate posts. You've a true gift and thank you.

 

[blobfish]

Awwww, Blobby... what a fine and semi thought through gift! Prodigious inanity is kind of a gift. As you know, I've striven for minimalisticinanity. Pumpkins, odd dates and Fonzie could coddle dozens of inane thoughts - hundreds of disparate posts. You've a true gift and thank you.

Your thanks mean more to me than a thousand "you're welcome"s. I want to shoot your thanks and mount it on my wall, so I'll never forget. I feel as though I've a notch on my belt, like Roosevelt felt on the veldt.

You're more than a bull elephant. This is not a game.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

You boys are funny, sword fighting. Birthdays must be a big deal around here.