So if I visited a nudist colony...

[JerseyBoy]

Would I be chastised and outcast if I popped a stiffy?

If I sat on a lounge chair too long, would I get stripes on my butt?

How could I possibly participate in Volleyball, Basketball or calistetics with this thing flopping all around?

What about shrinkage?

And it'll be sunny, I'll need protection for the sensitive parts. Is it okay to apply suntan lotion to myself in public? Is it okay for someone else to put lotion on me?

What about dinner? What if I drop my fork accidently? do they serve hot soup?

Mosquitos...damn what if I get bit? Its already difficult to keep my hands off myself.

Is it proper to compliment someone on their boobs or their trim?

Do I have to suck in my gut 24/7 now?

These are just a few questions I'd need answered before I'd even think of going...

Anyone care to join me?

 

[Starblayde]

do all with great care.

how could you pop a stiffy with all those old, flabby, flaccid men around?

 

[JerseyBoy]

do all with great care.

how could you pop a stiffy with all those old, flabby, flaccid men around?

I'd only consider a 'recommended' colony...

...and who cares about the guys

 

[Starblayde]

I was on a nudist beach once.

and i was only 12. so at the sight of a gorgeous, tanned, naked female body....

well... no prizes for guessing what happened next

 

[Guest]

Nudist colony is not fun at all. There is no mystique about it.

I rather spy on women in bikini.

Topless women are fun too especially when they play beach volleyball.

Brazilian bikini is too much, I think.

 

[JerseyBoy]

I never really thought it was 'all that'...just thought it might be an interesting place to umm, hang out for a week