So I heard a sex phone operator pee and flush today....

[islandman]

And i hear she creates her own drama...........................

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

She never pees with me!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[IrishWolfhound]

OK...was that what you were paying her for, or was this just a "sideshow" while she did business with you?

 

[islandman]

OK...was that what you were paying her for, or was this just a "sideshow" while she did business with you?

She doesn't make me pay.

 

[*bratcat*]

So if a phonesex operator pees while talking to customers...

 

[perks]

you did, islandman?

and did you like it?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

She doesn't make me pay.

OK, now I'm interested. Are you like her "test dummy"?

 

[perks]

OK, now I'm interested. Are you like her "test dummy"?

not yet

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Always a brides maid ... never a Bride.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

not yet

Perky, I've told you and told you:

1) No freebies for friends.

2) We charge extra for the peeing thing.

 

[perks]

Always a brides maid ... never a Bride.

wait, I've seen the wedding photo *laughing*

and you'd never be a maid *laughing more*

and if you really want to listen to me pee, I'll call you tomorrow morning when I wake up

 

[perks]

Perky, I've told you and told you:

1) No freebies for friends.

2) We charge extra for the peeing thing.

lmao, noooooo freebies, I swear, pimpmicky

 

[IrishWolfhound]

wait, I've seen the wedding photo *laughing*

and you'd never be a maid *laughing more*

and if you really want to listen to me pee, I'll call you tomorrow morning when I wake up

Can we make that a conference call?

 

[deliciously_naughty]

how come I never get those kinds of offers? Wolfhound, you are one lucky man

 

[Rambling Rose]

Do you suppose phonesex operators ever orgasm for real with their customers?

A little bird tells me this is not beyond the realm of possibility.

 

[perks]

A little bird tells me this is not beyond the realm of possibility.

nothing is

 

[Violette]

Soooo, the "plop plop fizz fizz" variety of phonesex is what does it for you these days?

 

[deliciously_naughty]

when I was out of work I saw an ad in the village voice looking for "telephone actresses." Wonder what that job was all about. Yes, I considered it. No, I didn't go through with it b/c every once and awhile when I'm doing phone sex I'll just start laughing and I can't stop. This is probably due to my first boyfriend teasing me about my "phone sex voice".....so now when I do it, I can't help but remember his impressions of me doing phone sex and I start giggiling...very embarassing.

 

[kiwiwolf]

and if you really want to listen to me pee, I'll call you tomorrow morning when I wake up

Now there's a list I'd love to be on. Hiya Perky.

 

[TheDR4KE]

Soooo, the "plop plop fizz fizz" variety of phonesex is what does it for you these days?

Dissolvable aspirin? Hmm, phone sex as a hang over cure? Hair of the dog? Woof? Quack?

A caffeinated mind is a terrible thing to waste on word association on its' own post.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

how come I never get those kinds of offers? Wolfhound, you are one lucky man

Hey...she hasn't made any offers yet. I was just asking/pleading.
Thats what I always do with Perky.

 

[islandman]

Re: So if a phonesex operator pees while talking to customers...

Do you suppose she gets her laundry done, as well?

I'm not sure, but i did hear a cat mewing in the background. What do you think that means?

 

[Eumenides]

Hey...she hasn't made any offers yet. I was just asking/pleading.
Thats what I always do with Perky.

Unfortunately I don't think that makes you much different from most of us!

 

[islandman]

A little bird tells me this is not beyond the realm of possibility.

Damn that little bird! I told her only with me.