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So I drove over a cat on the way home tonight

Were there any shorts in the '90s that didn't look gay? I don't remember any.
 
House cats aren't wild animals. They don't "need" to roam around outside. Fixed cats (and you should fix your cat unless you're breeding them) are perfectly happy - and perfectly safe - indoors.

Years ago I had coworker who'd come in bawling every few months because one of her cats had been run over by a car or eaten by coyotes. And I was really sad and sympathetic the first couple times but honestly, what did she expect would happen?
 
Laurel said:
House cats aren't wild animals. They don't "need" to roam around outside. Fixed cats (and you should fix your cat unless you're breeding them) are perfectly happy - and perfectly safe - indoors.

Years ago I had coworker who'd come in bawling every few months because one of her cats had been run over by a car or eaten by coyotes. And I was really sad and sympathetic the first couple times but honestly, what did she expect would happen?
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Sympathy cunnilingus.
 
CHNOPS said:
Why would you? You were pretend-born partway into the decade. Unless......:eek::eek:
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Nah, I was pretend born in 1992. My long form cuneiform birth tablet got destroyed by a fire in the British Museum, so I don't remember my real birthday.
 
Laurel said:
House cats aren't wild animals. They don't "need" to roam around outside. Fixed cats (and you should fix your cat unless you're breeding them) are perfectly happy - and perfectly safe - indoors.

Years ago I had coworker who'd come in bawling every few months because one of her cats had been run over by a car or eaten by coyotes. And I was really sad and sympathetic the first couple times but honestly, what did she expect would happen?
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Dual environment cats are gross. They eat or play with all manner of nasty things outside and then come in and walk on your counters after taking a stroll through a box full of shit and clay.
 
It's odd that someone born after I graduated high school would more about that era's pop culture than me.
 
...while simultaneously knowing nothing whatsoever about his own!
 
So, is Kyle the Virginia Cat Murderer going to be banned or what?
 
Seriously though, why are you "peeps" so threatened by me? Does my youthful vigor and masculine virility make you question your sexuality? Does the unbridled elegance of my prose make you doubt your self-worth? What is it? Please explain.
 
"Son, I thought I told you to do your meth homework!" What Byron thought his French father was saying.
 
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