So Congressman.... Now that we're off the record..

[Guest]

Tell me..... Did ya do it???? huh, huh?
I won't say anything?

 

[Valdimer]

Connie Chung???

Whoa, a celebrity on the boards, wooohooo!

Tell me, how is Maurie? The talk show doin good?

lmao, I kill me, *goes back to corner*

Sorry.

 

[Guest]

I believe that is Ms. Chung to you.


No really....Who am I kidding?

Maurie is horrid in bed and I am becomming fridgid because of his stale penis, and I am tired of this hair do. I've had is since, well... forever.

 

[Valdimer]

Ms.???? Hmmmmm. *stokes goatee in thought*

So, whatcha doin later? Huh?

Wanna get a beer or sumthin?

Lmao, , bad joke.

 

[Guest]

Bad joke? That sounds like my latest fantasy......

Get drunk with a guy who has a goatee at a bar, and then go to the costume shop and get a Geisha girl get up, and let you take me home and do me anal style. I'll even talk like I am right off the boat, and squeek and moan when you bang my ass, and let you tie me up and spank me.....

I won't eat the pee pee though. That is a no no.

 

[Guest]

Opsie.. That was me. See, even we celeb's for get to sign in. LoL.

 

[Valdimer]

15 dolla bookoo money. 10 dolla each.

Bang ya anal style? Can we do it to some really cool techno boogie?

And I get to pull your hair, right?

 

[Siren]

Connie.........

 

[Guest]

And I get to pull your hair, right?

Yes, of course. That may be my only hope for this hair problem I'm having.

IC:

Me giva you da BIG ATTENTION to your Penish. I taky it in to my mourf and sucky you long time. Get you BIG and HARD.

 

[Guest]

Thank you so much La Siren. I really needed that.
Forgive me, I am out trying to get laid tonight, because I work hard, and it isn't cool that Maury is a quick commer, and won't eat my pussy.
Please don't look down on me for that.
A woman's gotta do what a woman's gotta do.

 

[Siren]

Well Connie

 

[Laurel]

I didn't watch it, but come on people. Did any of you honestly believe he was going to give out details on an ongoing criminal investigation? What did you think would happen - he'd confess? He'd dismiss the charges, but give Starr Report-style details on his relationship with Levy? "Yeah, she really likes it in the ass. Likes to be tied up, too."

Geez Louise. Life does not happen so you can leer at it on TV. When the Feds have a case, we'll find out. (Not that anyone here, myself included, is REALLY concerned about Chandra Levy.) Until then, it'd be really stupid for him or anyone else to leak any details out that could harm their investigation.

It just makes me laugh. My neighbor's all "I can't believe he didn't give any details!" lol... Some girl's dead, and America's salivating, hoping for the steamy details on her sex life. Vultures.

 

[Siren]

We dont want the details LAUREL

 

[Guest]

Hey... Hold on here. I know I am a vulture, and a media whore.

I hate myself since that Barbara Bush thing, and I am only here to get laid.

Fuck Gary... I didn't even watch my own interview with him. I don't even know what I said. They have computer programs for these things. I am only there to be the bitch that I am for the system that enslaves me.


So, Where is the orgy?

 

[Laurel]

But you're a lawyer, Sirenita. It's an ongoing criminal investigation. Do you really think it's wise for him to leak info to the press?

Maybe when it's over and he's booted from office, the hypocrite slime can write a tell-all and make cash. As it is, I'll betcha that the cops, his lawyers, and everyone involved in the investigation is probably urging him to keep his big mouth shut.

 

[Siren]

Then if you are not going to say anything

 

[Laurel]

Is there any lower form of life than news anchors?

 

[Laurel]

Re: Then if you are not going to say anything

dont bother doing an interview where you look more guilty than innocent.

Yeah, I don't know why he did the interview. That was a dumb move. I don't understand the strategy behind that at all.

 

[Laurel]

You're right, Siren. The vulture comment was over the top. I'm just so annoyed with the whole thing. It's like Jon Benet all over again. It's like when the radio stations play that one hit 10 times an hour and you grit your teeth every time you hear it.

The whole Reality TV thing has conditioned people to thinking that the news is entertainment, and I think we all forget that those are real people suffering real pain and loss. The Levy family lost a daughter.

 

[Bigdog]

The really sad part of all this is if you remove the infamous word "intern", Chandra Levy is just another missing person. There are dozens of women just like her who have disappeared, but they are mostly ignored by the press and the public. Don't their families feel the heartache of a missing child also? Don't these non-famous families deserve to have the full support of law enforcement agencies and equal access to the publicity that might bring their child home?

What in the hell is the fascination with Condit anyway? He's not some powermonger in Congress, he is a representative from some backwater hell. Show of hands, how many people here have even heard of Ceres, CA? Great place to live if you are a fruit tree, otherwise it's just another sign on the highway. So how come everyone is comparing this guy to Clinton, former leader of the most powerful country in the world?

I guess it takes our mind off the mass murderers running in our midst.

 

[Laurel]

Bigdog, you said it better than I ever could.

 

[Guest]

FYI...

Last I knew, he spelled his name Maury.

 

[Guest]

Dear Clarice,

I meant to write sooner but I've had a great deal of cooking to do. I made you a hand bag to go with those shoes. It's a little thing I picked up from Buffalo Bill.
Oh, nevermind.


Anyway, to cut through the vien.....
Big Dog is obviously joking.
There are no mass murderers running around in your midst.
Go back to reading your threads and such.
Sleep tight.

 

[Unclebill]

Really, people! Did anyone expect anything more than a public image resuscitation effort? And from the reaction of the faithful, it sounds as though he was not particularly successful.

He'll probably have to campaign much harder to get reelected but I have no doubt he will be. California voters elected Jerry Brown TWICE and elected Gray Davis. People that stupid are quite capable of reelecting Condit.

I mean, after all, don't you have his word that he's a moral man? What else does it take? With an endorsement like that, how can you doubt the man's worthiness for continued public service?

Originally posted by Laurel
Is there any lower form of life than news anchors?

Certainly. Politicians, primarily of the Liberal/Left/Democrat/Fascist affiliation.

Originally posted by Laurel
... and I think we all forget that those are real people suffering real pain and loss. The Levy family lost a daughter.

But you're missing the point. Look at it from Condit's perspective. The real tragedy is the potential damage to the public image of a good, moral, career politician.

Originally posted by Bigdog
So how come everyone is comparing this guy to Clinton, former leader of the most powerful country in the world?

The moral and ethical equivalence of the two men's actions, attitudes and behavior.

 

[lavender]