Smart-alec Answers

[Sir_Winston54]

Is incest taboo?

Don't remember the comic who said, "There's nothin' wrong with incest, as long as you keep it in the family..."

 

[graceanne]

Is incest taboo?

Don't remember the comic who said, "There's nothin' wrong with incest, as long as you keep it in the family..."

It's the game the whole family can play!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Is incest taboo?

Don't remember the comic who said, "There's nothin' wrong with incest, as long as you keep it in the family..."

It's the game the whole family can play!

Meh... incest is relative.



(Depending on your particular - or is that "peculiar?" - culture.)

 

[graceanne]

Meh... incest is relative.



(Depending on your particular - or is that "peculiar?" - culture.)

LOL!.

 

[FungiUg]

How best to end a D/s bond?

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No Mr Bond. I expect you to die!"

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

What is Consensual?

George Clooney wasn't even in "Consent of a Woman." That was Al Pacino.

 

[chy_girl]

Clothes Pins!

How long can they be left on safely?

That depends on whether you're the top or bottom, and whether or not the PYL is a sadist and holding a crop or whip to take them off with.

 

[FungiUg]

Recent Message Sent To The Local Whore-House

... in a BDSM forum. Yeah, I get the connection. Not.

 

[FungiUg]

Quick question- ball gags
Mmmmm mmmm mmmm mmm, mmmm mmm mm mmmm mmm mmm?

 

[satindesire]

Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?

 

[FungiUg]

Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?

Er... was this in relationship to anything in particular?

 

[satindesire]

Er... was this in relationship to anything in particular?

It's what I wanted to say to someone the other day. Not you, darlin.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

... What a fucking ASSHOLE.

While the thread from which I quoted gracie doesn't deserve my smartassery, I've been thinking about this topic for a little while and decided this would maybe be the best place to raise it.

I'm *tired* of people being called "asshole" in a pejorative sense. Assholes are GOOD things! Yeah, untended ones can get a bit smelly and/or messy, but overall, we need 'em, and if we take proper care of them, they can not only provide us with a very necessary service, but also provide a lot of pleasure.

Therefore, I move that we delete "asshole" from our lexicon of insults and put-downery (yeah, I made up a word - so shoot me already!), and replace it with something that better fits the object of our ire.

 

[graceanne]

While the thread from which I quoted gracie doesn't deserve my smartassery, I've been thinking about this topic for a little while and decided this would maybe be the best place to raise it.

I'm *tired* of people being called "asshole" in a pejorative sense. Assholes are GOOD things! Yeah, untended ones can get a bit smelly and/or messy, but overall, we need 'em, and if we take proper care of them, they can not only provide us with a very necessary service, but also provide a lot of pleasure.

Therefore, I move that we delete "asshole" from our lexicon of insults and put-downery (yeah, I made up a word - so shoot me already!), and replace it with something that better fits the object of our ire.

As a person with crohns disease I say I have the right to hate my asshole.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

As a person with crohns disease I say I have the right to hate my asshole.

But it's not your asshole that causes the issues - it merely reflects the symptoms of your disease. I understand the pain and discomfort - *not* from personal experience, but from a bit of research and talk with other sufferers of CD - but to blame your anus is really rather unfair, unless you are one of the very small minority whose Crohn's is centered there. The vast majority of Crohn's cases are focused in the ileum, colon, stomach, duodenum and/or large/small intestines.

I do have sympathy for you, though, as one who has suffered from *much* less serious intestinal disorders and the discomforts and pains at "the end results," and hope that researchers can soon come up with a cure or at least a decent way to minimize the difficulties CD creates.

 

[graceanne]

But it's not your asshole that causes the issues - it merely reflects the symptoms of your disease. I understand the pain and discomfort - *not* from personal experience, but from a bit of research and talk with other sufferers of CD - but to blame your anus is really rather unfair, unless you are one of the very small minority whose Crohn's is centered there. The vast majority of Crohn's cases are focused in the ileum, colon, stomach, duodenum and/or large/small intestines.

I do have sympathy for you, though, as one who has suffered from *much* less serious intestinal disorders and the discomforts and pains at "the end results," and hope that researchers can soon come up with a cure or at least a decent way to minimize the difficulties CD creates.

Actually, I am one of the few crohnies who's disease is centered there and in my large intestine. Unlike the majority of crohnies, who's disease is in the ileum and the small intestine, mine is ONLY there and in my anus. As a result I have permanent skin tags THERE not to mention a major loss of muscle tone that makes it so that I always leak. (In other words I change underwear several times a day.)

 

[FungiUg]

I'm *tired* of people being called "asshole" in a pejorative sense. Assholes are GOOD things!

Agreed. Also I think of ass as a type of donkey. Arses on the other hand are good for spanking, and arseholes are also good for fucking. No, I'm not suggesting everyone should spell it that way, just pointing out that the american spelling has two meanings for me.

On the other hand, I think this term has been in use for some time. Good luck changing it.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I need help learning to dominate

I need help learning to Domino's.


They can never find my fucking house!

 

[RJMasters]

how to tell if a guy is a sub

Well if he's smothered in mayo and mustard, covered in lettuce and pinned between two big slices of bread.....

Here's your sign.

 

[satindesire]

Oh My Good God, old thread alert!

I did really enjoy reading this one.

Where have you been hiding, RJ?

 

[RJMasters]

Where have you been hiding, RJ?

Mostly been working. I teach college courses a few nights during the week, work a full-time career job 9-5, and provide business consulting/corporate strategy/design and marketing philosophies to a number of start up companies.

I admit that my absence seem to coincide with some of my own transitional growth. In a nut shell I had to begin focusing my energies into a different direction.

Its nice to have a moment to come back to some friendly faces and get a chance to say hello. And with some of the titles I have seen...I mean...how can you resist...a little fun while I'm at it....lol.

 

[RJMasters]

Dom Earning Trust

Great thread btw...

but the title sounds like the name of a bank or a savings & loan.

~ Where exchanges take place

~ Deposits and withdrawls

~ in - vest

I can do this all night....

 

[satindesire]

Mostly been working. I teach college courses a few nights during the week, work a full-time career job 9-5, and provide business consulting/corporate strategy/design and marketing philosophies to a number of start up companies.

I admit that my absence seem to coincide with some of my own transitional growth. In a nut shell I had to begin focusing my energies into a different direction.

Its nice to have a moment to come back to some friendly faces and get a chance to say hello. And with some of the titles I have seen...I mean...how can you resist...a little fun while I'm at it....lol.

Man, you're really going places, aren't you?! Good for you, sweetheart!