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Hmmm... somehow I'm thinking that poking fun at your own thread is cheating! ;)
 
Rubbish! I had no idea I was going to mock myself at the time of starting the thread :p Therefore it is valid.
 
Well, I can get away with that sort of behaivour, because I'm a gemini. I'm in two minds about whether you should be allowed to. :cool:
 
Well, I can get away with that sort of behaivour, because I'm a gemini. I'm in two minds about whether you should be allowed to. :cool:

Oh, well that explains a lot. :eek:

Thank god I'm a decisive pisces. :p
 
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Braking Contract

"The aforementioned auto-vehicular transport (herein known as "car") agrees to apply various means of lowering both speed and acceleration (this process known colloquially as "braking") upon the depression of a foot pedal..."
 
"The aforementioned auto-vehicular transport (herein known as "car") agrees to apply various means of lowering both speed and acceleration (this process known colloquially as "braking") upon the depression of a foot pedal..."

Almost precisely my own thought on reading that thread title lol.
 
"The aforementioned auto-vehicular transport (herein known as "car") agrees to apply various means of lowering both speed and acceleration (this process known colloquially as "braking") upon the depression of a foot pedal..."

Almost precisely my own thought on reading that thread title lol.
<Sigh> In my opinion, FU's post above would have been a better thread starter than the actual original post in that thread.
 
<Sigh> In my opinion, FU's post above would have been a better thread starter than the actual original post in that thread.

I admit I haven't read it. The original cringe-worthy spelling put me off, and the subject matter didn't appeal. I mean, by definition, if someone breaks a contract, the deal is off.
 
So my wife wants to be a Sub

If she were a russian bride, that'd make her a russian sub *nyuck nyuck*
 
What do you have in mind?

Works well when someone asks if they can help you.

or...

Ask for free samples in the bank.
 
How do you know you're a sub?

By the sub tag in my shirt. It says 'sub'.

Thank god K's shirts don't fit me. :eek:
 
Okay, my go at the same thread.

How do you know you're a sub?

I'm big and I'm black and I'm under water!
 
Why get a DOM

The Document Object Model isn't really necessary for straight HTML, and with the advent of HTML-5, I suppose you can kind of do without it. But the minute you need to drop down to Java-Script (y'know, the J in AJAX?) it sort of becomes essential.

Oh, geek humour. I'm so embarrassed!
 
Coming down from sub-high (subs only please)

You just know the dominants are going to go there! Seriously! Me included. :devil:
 
Begging for permission

I like it when she begs to be allowed to beg for permission to be allowed to beg. Then, and only then, will I let her beg for permission.
 
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