Smart-alec Answers

[PurpleTiara]

Are you talking to me? *adjusts halo*

*sighs and passes more duct tape*

 

[graceanne]

*sighs and passes more duct tape*

*shoots with rubber band when no one is looking*

*resumes looking angelic*

 

[PurpleTiara]

*duct tapes cookie jar closed*

 

[graceanne]

*duct tapes cookie jar closed*

*stocks up on rubber bands*

 

[PurpleTiara]

*puts on the zena armor and hands off cookie jar to a passing PYL*

 

[graceanne]

*puts on the zena armor and hands off cookie jar to a passing PYL*

http://media.photobucket.com/image/zena warrior princess/tomhighalmightyjones/zena.jpg

*shoots rubber band at bare belly*

MUHAHAHA

 

[PurpleTiara]

*pulls out Xena whip and looks for a volunteer who is not Grace* Neener neener neener!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Where are you?

Moving away from you at flank speed if she's the least bit intelligent, creative, and/or interesting.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Taking a stand against unhealthy female supremacy

Pull the stick out of your ass and get back down on your knees worm.

 

[BiBunny]

In A Tiss

Tiff, goddammit! The word is TIFF!

 

[midwestyankee]

Tiff, goddammit! The word is TIFF!

Such anger, BB.....are you piffed off?

 

[BiBunny]

Such anger, BB.....are you piffed off?

*Snort* I you.

 

[Harmony_1985]

Tiff, goddammit! The word is TIFF!

Surely its TIZZ?

Tiss is onomataepia for a high hat symbol lol

 

[Shankara20]

What you doing THIS VERY MOMENT????

reading "What you doing THIS VERY MOMENT????" for christ's sake....

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Tiff, goddammit! The word is TIFF!

Bunny, let's try to be more tolerant with those with ped imspeechiments, huh? Haven't you ever heard someone with a reverse lisp before?

Surely its TIZZ?

Tiss is onomataepia for a high hat symbol lol

And a "cymbal," too? <innocent smirk>

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Unhappy with my sex life... What should I do?

Masturbate

• more
• less
• in a different place
• with a barbed wire-covered dildo
• with a mushy banana
• with a fence post*
• with a better blow-up doll.

* - I recently saw screens from a pr0n clip of some chick getting cornholed with what looked like a cedar fence post... about 2.5" diameter {that's 6.3 cm for you Euro-folks} at the insertion point, approximately 30º angle outward from there. Scary. Eyebleach time.

 

[midwestyankee]

straight up my butt

That's "ass," sweetheart, and get ready 'cause here I come now.

 

[LilyBart]

What on earth is wrong with being a bit tall?

 

[midwestyankee]

What on earth is wrong with being a bit tall?

Nothing that being put on your knees won't fix.

 

[NymphGoddess]

Nothing that being put on your knees won't fix.

and you're worth it because?!?

 

[Harmony_1985]

And a "cymbal," too? <innocent smirk>

Yep, that too.

 

[philosophygirl]

and you're worth it because?!?

Because someone's daddy said I was

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Anything by dylanconner91

Like the poor little boy/girl selling Chiclets/matches/Ad nauseam, will your ass get whipped if you log off without enough hits to your bs websites?

i wonder what will happen when they ban your ISP dipshit?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Go ahead, Feinstein, MAKE MY DAY

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Democrat's
Answer :


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day
and make this happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's
Answer:

BANG!

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Redneck's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click ...
(Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click ...
(Sounds of reloading and safety re-engaged)

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!'

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist'

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Psychological satisfaction for Dominants


I'm in favor of it. Next poll?