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@}-}rebecca---- said:
: speechless :

: feeling beginning of panic attack :

: reaches for paper bag :

: superglues back to wall :

Ohhh thank you DVS, how kind of you to consider me so.

Considering the caliber of your dominance I personally feel only a exquisite engraved invitation would be suitable homage .Due to cruel fate, I am not able currently able to offer one that would compliment one of your immanence nay demeanor so. I am seeing raised lettering and a elaborate calligraphy style font, perhaps a wax seal . Hand made paper, Japanese, perhaps a fleck of raw silk through it: ponders :

So it's with heartbreaking regret at this time, that I respectfully suggest I am not worthy of the aegis of deviant styling intentions .

Please forgive me :rose:
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What's that kissing sound? :kiss:
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
: speechless :

: feeling beginning of panic attack :

: reaches for paper bag :

: superglues back to wall :

Ohhh thank you DVS, how kind of you to consider me so.

Considering the caliber of your dominance I personally feel only a exquisite engraved invitation would be suitable homage .Due to cruel fate, I am not able currently able to offer one that would compliment one of your immanence nay demeanor so. I am seeing raised lettering and a elaborate calligraphy style font, perhaps a wax seal . Hand made paper, Japanese, perhaps a fleck of raw silk through it: ponders :

So it's with heartbreaking regret at this time, that I respectfully suggest I am not worthy of the aegis of deviant styling intentions .

Please forgive me :rose:
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I think you should know that none of that there prissy talk does anything for me. But thanks, just the same. I am however a little worried that you superglued your back to the wall. Now, that's a problem all it's own. Although superglue has no shear strength, I also don't think the skin on your back has any, either.

Might I suggest an economy size can of acetone? That's one of the ingredients of nail polish remover, but the larger the application of superglue, the more industrial strength the solvent must be to remove it. Acetone is one of the few things that will remove superglue and not also burn your tender skin.

And, in your haste to um...secure your backside from my affections, I do hope you didn't superglue your ass cheeks together. You know that could be rather disastrous, when your next bodily function comes down the pike...so to speak. Intestinal fortitude has a force all its own. I'd hurry it up with procuring that solvent, if I were you.

And, I know how difficult it is to apply such things to the nether areas of the body by one's self. If you need assistance in the de-adheasification process, please don't hesitate to ask. I do have a rather extensive resume when dealing with the female posterior. And, by all means, please be assured that I'm completely aware of the delicate nature of this endeavor, and I'll take every precaution to separate your sweet ass cheeks from each other, as well as from the wall.

And if there is a need to re-spackle the wall...or even sheet rock, I can help with that, too, as well as assist in any application of medicinal creams to your back and posterior region. Again, let me assure you my credentials are impeccable and my desire to complete all tasks is quite strong.

In short my dear @}-}rebecca----, I’m your man. :D
 
graceanne said:
What's that kissing sound? :kiss:
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Maybe what you hear is actually a hissing sound...she DID glue her ass cheeks together! :eek:
 
DVS said:
And, I know how difficult it is to apply such things to the nether areas of the body by one's self. If you need assistance in the de-adheasification process, please don't hesitate to ask. I do have a rather extensive resume when dealing with the female posterior. And, by all means, please be assured that I'm completely aware of the delicate nature of this endeavor, and I'll take every precaution to separate your sweet ass cheeks from each other, as well as from the wall.

And if there is a need to re-spackle the wall...or even sheet rock, I can help with that, too, as well as assist in any application of medicinal creams to your back and posterior region. Again, let me assure you my credentials are impeccable and my desire to complete all tasks is quite strong.

In short my dear @}-}rebecca----, I’m your man. :D
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ROFLMAO

Rebecca - RUN!
 
graceanne said:
ROFLMAO

Rebecca - RUN!
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Seriously now...how can the poor girl run, when she's superglued to the wall? :rolleyes: And, why would she want to?:p

I wonder if she's ever tried anal sex from the front...while superglued to the wall. That could be interesting. You know what you call a woman with a virgin asshole that's glued herself to the wall? A wall flower.

You know what you call a woman with an "experienced" asshole that's glued herself to the wall? A party wall banger. :D
 
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DVS said:
Seriously now...how can the poor girl run, when she's superglued to the wall? :rolleyes: And, why would she want to?:p

I wonder if she's ever tried anal sex from the front...while superglued to the wall. That could be interesting. You know what you call a woman with a virgin asshole that's glued herself to the wall? A wall flower.

You know what you call a woman with an "experienced" asshole that's glued herself to the wall? A party wall banger. :D
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Ohh goodness DVS, no wonder I opened this thread with trepidation.

Ohh my.

You're a VERY bad man ( request you note the caps and bolding please ).

I concede defeat, you have out classed me by miles in your replies.

Bless Miss Leigh, I know how she felt now, for that I thank you :rose:

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/waaaaaaaa.jpg
 
thread title: "Broke my Goddamned bed!!!".

smartass answer: Looks like SOMEONE is sleeping on the floor tonight!

rofl haaahhhhhahahahahahah :D
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
Ohh goodness DVS, no wonder I opened this thread with trepidation.

Ohh my.

You're a VERY bad man ( request you note the caps and bolding please ).

I concede defeat, you have out classed me by miles in your replies.

Bless Miss Leigh, I know how she felt now, for that I thank you :rose:

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m71/worldrebecca/waaaaaaaa.jpg
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Ah shucks. Golly gee. It twernt nuthin. But I do think sweet Janet was one of the great ones. She's one of the original screamers. I do love screamers. :D And nekid screamers are twice as nice. Nekid screamers who are tied up (or superglued to the wall) makes the trifecta for me. :nana:
 
On the receiving end of Golden Showers...

What do you like about it?


NOTHING! YUCK. EW. GROSS.

I'm sorry. I mean, enjoy and all, but no thank you. :p
 
Do you like being choked?

Tom: Say, Fred, why are you so down in the mouth?

Fred: Oh, I had to shoot my dog.

Tom: Was he mad?

Fred: Well, he warn't too damned pleased, I'll tell ya that!
 
graceanne said:
BLT - Brats Love singleTails?
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Bacon, lettuce and tomato...

Let me clarify this. sub as in sandwich: BLT (bacon lettuce and tomato) sandwich.
 
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A Desert Rose said:
Bacon, lettuce and tomato...

Let me clarify this. sub as in sandwich: BLT (bacon lettuce and tomato) sandwich.
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I got it, but I was being a smart alec, too.
 
A Desert Rose said:
Bacon, lettuce and tomato...

Let me clarify this. sub as in sandwich: BLT (bacon lettuce and tomato) sandwich.
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It's okay. I got the joke. That's all that matters. :p
 
What does the aviator above you make you want to do ?

1. Buy a pair of Ray-Bans like I wore in the 80's.
2. Check my parachute
3. Cash in my Frequent Flyer points.
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
1. Buy a pair of Ray-Bans like I wore in the 80's.
2. Check my parachute
3. Cash in my Frequent Flyer points.
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What?? you don't want to visit the WILEY POST office, too?


aaaaahhahahahhahahha!!!!
 
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