Smart-alec Answers

[Shankara20]

Ahoy , I don't be getting this one. Throw your dear Cap'n a clue would you

that post of mine has absolutely nothing at all to do with any photos in any post that may or may not have the following words "Yarr.. Yarr... I know I have used the penguins a million times already , so ravish me ........"


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[@}-}rebecca----]

that post of mine has absolutely nothing at all to do with any photos in any post that may or may not have the following words "Yarr.. Yarr... I know I have used the penguins a million times already , so ravish me ........"


nothing at all





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at all

: chuckles : Damn I am good. I got you again my friend. I knew , I was faking !

Ahh just have to love that hook, line and sinker

 

[TheBlackDahlia]

Would You Rather?

Would you rather.........

lose your penis or one of your legs?



I had to get that in there

 

[Shankara20]

: chuckles : Damn I am good. I got you again my friend. I knew , I was faking !

Ahh just have to love that hook, line and sinker

are you sure you know what you are doing there, my little penguin?

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[@}-}rebecca----]

are you sure you know what you are doing there, my little penguin?

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OMG I just went from triumphant to dorky little thrill seeker in under 2 seconds flat.

LMAO here . Ohhh Fu you rock. That was all class my friend. I am humbled

: makes like a perfect angel penguin, sits on flippers, doesn't make a sound :

 

[FungiUg]

So we have rape and we have plunder. Did someone forget to pillage?

 

[FungiUg]

Corset Shopping Advice, Please!

But lots and lots!

 

[intothewoods]

Listen To Me What I Have To Say Is Important

 

[graceanne]

help me find my sanity

It's under the couch, behind the remote control.

 

[FungiUg]

It's under the couch, behind the remote control.

No, that's MY sanity.

 

[graceanne]

No, that's MY sanity.

Well, aren't you SOL, you shouldn't have left it at my house.

 

[FungiUg]

Well, aren't you SOL, you shouldn't have left it at my house.

Y'know, one thing about torrid, secret affairs is that they are... secret.

Hang on a minute, if my sanity's not the only one lost at your house... hmm...

 

[graceanne]

Y'know, one thing about torrid, secret affairs is that they are... secret.

Hang on a minute, if my sanity's not the only one lost at your house... hmm...

I admit nothing.

Quietly gloats over box of sanity's. Mine, aaaaaallllllllllll mine. muhahahaha

 

[Blushing Bottom]

help me find my sanity

Perhaps you should go ask approachingsanity?

 

[midwestyankee]

I've got my finger on the waistband of your underwear!

It's a start.

 

[intothewoods]

Bind My TIts and Nips

Bind your own tits and nips! I'm busy!

 

[FungiUg]

Fucking Spiders!!!

Y'know, there's kinky and then there's... look, I just don't even want to think about it. Just don't even go there.

 

[FungiUg]

Struggling with submission

Me too!

 

[FungiUg]

Yuck!

Well don't wipe it on the carpet! Sheesh!

 

[midwestyankee]

This was not my plan

That's what they all say.

 

[graceanne]

Yuck!

Well don't wipe it on the carpet! Sheesh!

Why not?

 

[bholderman]

Because thats where the dog goes...

Why not?

 

[graceanne]

Because thats where the dog goes...

You wipe your dog on the carpet? YUCK! (I can see this turning into a nasty circle.)

See, this is where fungi would say 'I SAID NOT TO WIPE IT ON THE CARPET' and i'll say 'why?' and you'd say 'that's where the dog goes' . . . you get the idea.

 

[FungiUg]

This is where fungi would say 'I SAID NOT TO WIPE IT ON THE CARPET'

No, I would never type in all caps.

 

[graceanne]

No, I would never type in all caps.

Not even if I kept wiping it on the carpet? Wouldn't you eventually 'yell'? I mean how dirty does the carpet need to get before you type in caps?

Ok, I'm just getting weird and silly, even for me. I think I should go to bed. lol